Calling this one:
βThat dogs a bad influence.β
Calling this one:
βThat dogs a bad influence.β
The Vers Curse, as explained by me:
Youre versatile at the bathhouse.
You find someone who shows interest.
You top them, and some people see this happen.
From this point on you are now, ONLY a top.
The men you pass by have seen you flex this skill and now it is the only thing you are good for.
My friend: βYou deserve Pokemon and Weedβ
Me: βThank you, I also believe that I deserve 8+ inch dick from a man with an attitude, but we make do with what God provides.β
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Feeling thick this morning.
π§ : βTitty post?β
π: βTitty post.β
βI got diamonds beneath my thighs where his ego will find bliss.β β€οΈ
Bey, I donβt need you making me feel like this ππβ€οΈππ₯°
The guys that put βFit onlyβ or βNo fatsβ in their profile donβt bother me as much anymore because literally 95% of them couldnβt fuck their way out of a box πππ
Lemme clarify.
Actual pussy.
Not butt with a secret nickname.
PUSSY! π€€π€€π€€πππ
I need some pussy sat right on my face.
Let me eat you out!!!!
Cum all over my chin!!!!
Fuuuuuuuuck, Iβm in heat. ππ€€π
Date night; but Iβm pumping inside of you to the beat of βCheetah Sistersβ from the Cheetah Girls.
The Bears never fail to bring it. >:))
Another amazing bear day in the books for this dog.
Time for Taco Bell π
So Iβm taking a little me dayβ¦ πππ ππ
Itβs freaking adorable! Iβm gonna pick out a bunch more and then puppy dog eyes you until your fingers bleed. πππ
Thereβs no place like home. ππ
I already need a new jar soon. π₯Ίπ₯Ί
I might be a little addicted π
π Pump, Pump, Pump, Buddy. π
Fucking wooof dude!!!!!!!! πππππ€€π€€
Iβd get hard for you. π
*adds a tally to the score with my bone*
Woooooof dude! That sesh is gonna be fire. π₯
I say yes, then dick me down in one of the slings π
Heh heh π
Thank you for the delivery @batorbalm.bsky.social!!!
Canβt wait to tap into this jar.
Had a chat w/ my niece recently.
I asked her: βHow do you describe me when people ask about your family? Am I the weird uncle? π₯Ίβ
Her response made my day:
βYouβre the gay uncle! All my friends want a guncle, plus youβre the cool one.β
Then she said not to tell my brother. π
I think I won yall!
Iβm gonna let some guy and his friend put their hands in my mouth for an hourβ¦
Iβm going to the dentist.
This isnβt a kink post.
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Look lil bro, either you massage my pecs or get under the desk. Pick your poison. π
Please feed my throat next.
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Iβm such a husky, dude.
I just wanna sit at a leather daddyβs feet at a bar just looking cute and letting his friends pet me and compliment my fur.
Sometimes I just wanna wake up to my coffee made, freshly lubed pussy in my sling, and a cigar ready to be sparked up.
Maybe itβs time I find myself a boy to collar. ππππ
Kidding⦠maybe..
I love when a boy is cleaning out for me, like: *Sleezy Uncle Voice* βYes, my hungry little fuck sleeve, clean out that pussy for me! Itβll be our dirty secret.β πππ
If this isnβt how weβre hanging out together,
I donβt want it.
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BOING!
Good Morning ;)
Just shooting that bull milk. ππ
Hungry pig ate me out for almost 2 hours.
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