Don Hundt

Edward Abbey called cattle “slow elk.” While he didn’t necessarily encourage their hunting, he didn’t discourage it, either.

You have doctrine, I have a 20mm anti aircraft cannon poorly welded to the bed of my hilux. We are not the same.

My grandmother grew up in a small North Dakota town where everyone spoke German. Her family came to the US from a German community in Ukraine. Her German was very different from my college German.

My family (both sides) came from Germany in the 1880s. Still very German, but stuck in the time period they arrived here. Language, food, customs might be similar to current Germans, but also very distinct.

It would be better to have the books inside the castle so they don’t get wet.

Well hopefully it increased sales of South Dakota meth, kind of like the milk moustache ads.

Mine, too!

Excellent. Would you mind holding this package for me while I run to the bathroom?

I tried to fire my dog, but she just keeps showing up like nothing ever happened.

Dry erase clothing!

Simpson

You think that’s bad, my partner and I specialize in carrying large pieces of glass across city streets. We’re nearly bankrupt.

Florence, Oregon still does ok, although no window trays…

If they don’t hang the tray from your car window, they are not the same.

But you could take a train, might cut that down to 17.

That took a gallon of diesel in my truck each way, it got pretty rough when diesel hit $5/gal during Iraq 2.

Right? When I was building houses, I’d regularly drive 20 miles one way, it took 20 minutes.

Even people with a humiliation kink have their limits, apparently.

On a list of navies at the bottom of the list, they are at the top of the list!

He’s about to catch a Dunkies to the windshield.

Cloaca Puffs? I don’t really understand anatomy all that well.

Operation “screw the Kurds, again” is in effect.

Perhaps AI could help…

But what about the 7 new jobs each 250,000 sq ft data center creates

Chipmonk has seen some shit and is ready for a life of security, a safe place to just be his dumb self.

Three lazy-ass cats sleeping together on a bed.

The boys say “wassup!”

I was a carpenter and superintendent for many years. The rule on my sites was:
One radio, tuned to music everyone agreed to. No talk radio. Can’t follow the rule, no radio.