Howdy Marisa

It's okay to yeet a doodad

The Z in Zodiac stands for zillion. As in “I’ve watched the movie Zodiac a zillion times.”

Let's relax to environmental & political disaster together

What audiobook? I need to relax to a meltdown

I can sign it

[The Fonz voice] Aaay my tax documents are available to download

Network TV didn't have a pause button and children are resilient. Fair play on your mom.

We want it to open smoothly & safely, for sure. But also POOP! Poop poop poop I want a train downtown nowwww

A common loon (a duck-shaped water bird with a pointy beak, black with patterns of white spots and a green neck ring and red eyes) seen 3/4 from behind story of rearing back from a green lake with its wings spread as it fires lasers from its eyes at a block of ice floating in the same water. Large block text above in the background stretching to the top edge and both sides filled with translucent white reads FUCK ICE with the words separated by the 8-pointed start from the Minnesota flag.

A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan YouTube video by The A.V. Club

you don't need an open tab of chatgpt, you need an open tab of GWAR singing "Pink Pony Club" www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee."

Crack the hot dog like a glow stick boom it's warm

In Korean, if someone is being foolish you could ask them 니 머리는 장식이냐? It means “Is your head a decoration?”

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

My bill is ready to be viewed?? Oh wow thank christ wow wow excited

Time to read about cholera in Victorian London

It's weird to watch a good Bears team I'm confused

SISU is a Thanksgiving movie. You'll be thankful for a quiet Finnish man killing a lot of Nazis in cartoonishly absurd ways. It's on Hulu.

Ugh, I drank all this tea to help me sleep, but I just keep going to the bathroom... *checks label* oh no! Celestial Seasonings Peepeetime Tea?!

*hardtack. Well, crushed that joke

And playing corn hole with hardback rations

Tailgating in the parking lot before PBS Ken Burns' The Revolutionary War.

There are angels among us.

Grey-haired clerk seated at desk getting his ass absolutely handed to him by Hailee Steinfeld's character, who is glimpsed from the back seated opposite him.

Matt Damon's pompous Texas Ranger getting cut right down to size by Mattie Ross

Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn getting fully rinsed by Mattie Ross.

Barry Pepper as Lucky Ned Pepper (lol only realizing as I type this the surname connection) somewhat amused at getting wrecked by Mattie Ross.

One of the great pleasures of True Grit is the faces everyone makes as they realize nobody has ever verbally destroyed them before like 14-year old Mattie Ross.

" I'm fine" to "oh god I'm dying" in 10 seconds

It’s high time I make friends with somebody who owns a postal scale.

The weatherfolk are promising rain in Los Angeles, but the weatherfolk are famous for delivering broken promises