at the start of 2025, there were 21 immigration judges in SF. by the end of march there will be 2. there are 120,000 pending cases. missionlocal.org/2026/03/s-f-...
the hotchkiss to abu ghraib pipeline is real
NEW: ICE tackled + arrested Juanita Avila, an Oregon shop owner who is a legal permanent resident and had her green card in her pocket.
When she asked through sobs why they didn't believe her, one masked agent replied: βBecause they lie all the time.β
Video + interview with her and her daughter:
lol I went through this exact same reaction this morning
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
The mother is an asylum seeker. Her 7-year-old is deaf and didnβt have his hearing aids when he was detained.
*anthony kiedis voice* de-baβathification
Slay the Spire II just went live in early access, and the steam store is suffering
not to mention kirkland house
The real generational divide is between those who know about the Church of the SubGenius and those who do not
But if SF has to be "the city that peed on matt yglesias", I guess we'll have to find a way to live with that, somehow.
This piece links to this video in which Matt talks about being peed on by a person in SF as if it were indicative of the city, but doesn't explain when it happened or how. I am.. curious to know the details of this. youtu.be/gC1nxTuMMMI?...
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
I'm sorry to remind everyone of the existence of hte worst magazine in America, but Kansas is literally taking away trans' people's driver's licenses, and the Atlantic has decided to publish a thumbsucker about whether effeminate boys are feeling pressured to transition
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans donβt see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. Thatβs why οΏΌthey hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they donβt believe in doing the work.
same, and I suspect Ken understands
48*
they are only married under stylist law, as I read it
been watching bridgerton s4, and am increasingly fixated on the contrast between the interior shots - mostly real sets with realistic lighting - and the exterior shots, which have hyper-saturated backgrounds to try to match the lighting of 2 actors talking against a green screen
The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace
World Central Kitchen head JosΓ© AndrΓ©s confirms Israel has closed Gazaβs borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.
World Central Kitchen head JosΓ© AndrΓ©s confirms Israel has closed Gazaβs borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.
this is a worthwhile read.
when your pals get ratioed online, it's important to give them a cornerman-style speech to lift them back up. "get back out there, champ, these guys are fading -- they don't have what you've got" etc
OpenAI posted the terms of the deal. Reveals that it absolutely does allow for domestic surveillance. EO 12333 is how the NSA hides its domestic surveillance by capturing communications by tapping into lines *outside the US* even if it contains info from/on US persons.
openai.com/index/our-ag...
i love this movie
The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons
The point here is that US actions are wrong in both cases. But European states often don't want to treat it that way because they frankly don't believe that these things are equally wrong.
And that's a (huge) problem for any hope of a Europe-led response to preserving the international legal order
