🩷 jinx 🩷

moving. moving. we are moving.

T-minus 1 day till moving day.

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

MOVING AND PACKING IS SO STRESSFUL HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO IT

$5 Sushi Day 🍣

listen I love being alone, but I am also the most clingiest motherfucker you've ever seen

Probably not making a new #promosky / pinned this month bc moving ~

still follow me tho I've very nice 🫶🏻

LOL I might have worded it wrong. I meant should I play Shield or Scarlett

y'all are making me wanna play Pokemon again, but all I have is Scarlet and Shield 😮‍💨

So which one should I play??

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

Sobble, a water pokemon with the words "girls that poop" above him, and gecqua, a water pokemon with the words "bitches that shit" above him.

i just got done playing the demo for 1384 Ex Vito and I loved it so much 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️and I tried looking into it more and like 9/10 people DO NOT LIKE IT and I am terribly sad about it ):

guys I think we got the place. oh my god. oh my god.

My broke ass watching everyone play Fire Red and Leaf Green.

Please tell your pokemon that I love them

Me seeing everyone play Leaf Green makes so happy but also so fucking sad bc I WANT IT TOO bc I can't and need to save money for moving 😭😭😭

pombon, a pomeranian like pokemon

lilipup, a dog like pokemon

pombon and lilipup would be friends

this is so cute idc and truuuue 🙂‍↕️👻

poomang.com/en/t/genie

tmi// gross?// Piss girl shenanigans//

i literally pissed in the tub.

for the first time.

ever.

not drunk/high.

just jinx problem solving.

toilet was taken and had to fcking goooo son.

PICK YOUR STARTER 🗣️🗣️

greater dog from undertale

pombons final evolution LEAKED

SO FREAKING CUTE!! 🥺

my children

him: are you fucking stupid?
me:

which starter are you picking?

a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and making a funny face .

honestly, yay me!! 😇

fingers crossed. fingers crossed. fingers crossed.

This is my exact problem as well! Was literally talking about this last night 😭😭

YES IM SO FCKING EXCITED MY GUY. (this autocorrected as my gay LMAO) AHHHHH

I seen this last night while laying in bed (didnt watch yet) and I showed my significant other and was like "LOOK HARRY IS ON BRITS SHOW!!!" And they definitely were not as excited and enthusiastic as I was 😂😂