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Critic and Editor of SunshineStateCineplex.com CACF Committee Member πŸ…-Approved

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He conned a whole generation into thinking he was the β€œpeace president” and here we are.

28.02.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really wish Mos would have called a timeout during that run. He probably lost us the game

27.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.

13.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 5967 πŸ” 2677 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 54

β€œI’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

09.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 18216 πŸ” 4511 πŸ’¬ 399 πŸ“Œ 414

We’re gonna win they’re gonna lose

09.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1781 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Awesome halftime show. Bad Bunny won’t get enough credit for pulling off a visually captivating show despite being in broad fucking daylight. Soaked with meaning and pathos. Gotta love it.

09.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go gays
Go Seahawks
Fuck ICE

08.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When do the pop tarts come out?

08.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

This this this.

I've posted about it before but *multiple* AI slop James Gandolfini biographies appeared on Amazon in the days after GANDOLFINI was published, and any money those jagoffs made should have gone in my pocket. I did the work, I did the promo, they ripped people off.

08.02.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your quiet reminder: Anne Frank didn't die in the gas chamber. She died of typhus and lack of disease prevention, while held in detention because the Germans stripped her family of citizenship.

08.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

If you’re silent right now, especially if you’re white, you’re what we Philadelphians like to call a dickhead.

08.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Something to Touch - Unwinnable "The point is not realism, but presence and sensation."

For @unwinnable.com's February issue of Exploits, I wrote a short piece on practical effects in The Vourdalak and Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess which became a treatise of sorts on puppetry.

02.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

there's only one answer:

04.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
03.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 6708 πŸ” 1681 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 21

Free Georgia Fort

30.01.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 Sundance Film Festival - Reviews, Lists, and More Check out the 2026 Sundance Film Festival reviews from Sunshine State Cineplex. We're going to be in person at the last Sundance in Park City.

Keep an eye on my #Sundance coverage at Sunshine State Cineplex, FandomWire, and InSessionFilm! I’ll be on the ground in Park City for the first half of the festival and should be able to cover many of the competition films during virtual. #moviesky

sunshinestatecineplex.com/2026-sundanc...

21.01.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Officially #Sundance bound! Can’t wait to see some familiar faces and meet some online friends in Park City. Hit me up if you have time!

21.01.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had such a great time with this movie. Dirtbag hall of fame stuff from Affleck and Damon

16.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow I envy you

12.01.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Golden Globes citing Polymarket odds on the Best Podcast category is...perfect. Heartfelt congratulations to Penske Media for achieving its highest state of being.

12.01.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

Polymarket on the Globes is both gross and the most Globes ever

12.01.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stellan stays alive with the win here. Needed this in a big way #goldenglobes

12.01.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Teyana Taylor starts her run here. Didn’t get CCA but I don’t think she loses a televised award the rest of the way #goldenglobes #filmsky

12.01.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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AwardsWatch - Critics Association of Central Florida (CACF) Awards: β€˜Sinners’ Wins 7 The Critics Association of Central Florida (CACF) has named Sinners the best film of 2025, also awarding the film Best Director and Best Screenplay to Ryan Coogler, and Best Cast among its wins. He…

My critics group is on board the #Sinners train. 7 wins, including Coogler in director. Check out our winners! @centralflcritics.com awardswatch.com/critics-asso...

09.01.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great stuff! Adding it to the weekend watch list

09.01.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#BaftaLonglists #filmsky

09.01.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah top tier Gore. No argument from me

09.01.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s nice to kick off a new movie year with a good movie, instead of a Dumpuary release. #PeopleWeMeetonVacation might be my favorite January movie in the last five years, and is my favorite rom-com since Palm Springs. Full review at @sunstatecineplex.bsky.social

09.01.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mickey 17 was a masterpiece and you guys fucked up by not watching it

09.10.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 482 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 16
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