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@yodacat

Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online. My best kept secret is that in 2014, I killed two m

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Being famous cause you're good at a song doesn't mean you were ever smart.

10.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆMaybe call me a worm again though and see if it helps

10.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That map might be older than the person you're arguing with.

10.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really could happen to any of us.

10.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/kram...

10.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’ve underestimated how stupid Gwen Stefani is.

10.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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See map>

10.03.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you even look at the map

10.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the difference

10.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the difference

10.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To help Europeans understand how big America is, here is a handy map

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7

i beleive all the food at mcdonals is people but i still eat it sometimes

08.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you mean to say vaginas?

10.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They still don't care. They only want to feel like they're better than folks who have sex they think is gross.

10.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I clutched my pearls so hard they turned into diamonds.

10.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people have so little going for them that they will try anything to bring another down. In THIS reporter's opinion.

10.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a copy of the onion newspaper with an ad for β€œlive mule execution by hydraulic press β€” only on cbs, tuesdays at 8pm eastern”

a copy of the onion newspaper with an ad for β€œlive mule execution by hydraulic press β€” only on cbs, tuesdays at 8pm eastern”

shout out to print media

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I only know her Fuck You song and she used to show her boobs all the time.

10.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A 12% conversion rate is phenomenal and he's too fucking business stupid to even know that.

10.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never understood trying to cancel someone over cheating. It's a shit move, but so is running a red light. Gonna have to let folks be imperfect.

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Going through Dril's favs?

09.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care how google maps says it. That sounds disgusting.

09.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happiest of birthdays, old friend.

09.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hyoosten is the right way, but they call service roads "feeders"! They are the ones who should be feeded to the ocean! For saying that!

09.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I noticed that

09.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr: "We've seen what this treatment can do for the noble, delicious elephant"

09.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The big strong manly maga scum delicately wipes away a tear, "don't be mean about daddy president!" he cries, furiously scratching at the offending sticker. His children hear the sound of the latest outburst and hope he has to work another late night at the dick sucking factory.

09.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The tweet thief guy?

09.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes yes, you've listen the characters, events, setting, resolution blah blah blah.

09.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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?

09.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0