If there's a sock on my doorknob, it can only mean one thing: I'm watching the PBS Pledge Drive.
05.03.2026 15:51
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If there's a sock on my doorknob, it can only mean one thing: I'm watching the PBS Pledge Drive.
Martin Parr | Kleine Scheidegg, Switzerland | 1994
man dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte with another man in modern military uniform
Marlon Brando and Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia on the set of the film DΓ©sirΓ©e in 1954.
And she ate the entire cake herself.
Roses are red,
Bottoms need tops,
My advice? Don't fall in love until the Valentine's Day candy is half-off.
"Poetry" by Asja BakiΔ
Some of youβI won't name namesβdon't deserve seven layers of dip.
Wayne Thiebaud | Supine Woman | 1963
person wearing a cabbage leaf costume outside a school house
Cabbage Lady, Hellidon, Northamptonshire.
Photographed by Alfred Newton and Son, 1907-1920.
Wayne Thiebaud | Supine Woman | 1963
"Don't make me start a podcast about it," she threatened.
If there's a more Minnesotan protest sign, I didn't see it today.
Nothing but π for my city.
Minnesota is the best of us.
Please hold your applause until the end.
Let's end class here for today.
Note to Robyn: Please allow yourself 3-5 business days to recover after publicly eating soup.
I should have worn a third pair of socks.
"You seem like the sort of person who chews gum a half-stick at a time," she observed scathingly.
January feels as if the dazed move from the couch to the bed were stretched out to fill an entire month.
Once again, I find myself in the bulk foods section of my local co-op, insisting to everyone within earshot that raisins should be referred to as "grapes of wrath."
January feels as if the dazed move from the couch to the bed were stretched out to fill an entire month.
I should have worn a third pair of socks.
For reasons better left unexamined, I can't eat lava cake unless I'm wearing jodhpurs.
I'm ending the year just as I started it: with an impressive stack of overdue library books.
Joseph Cornell | Constellation (Project for a Christmas card) | 1953
When you open a Royal Dansk tin that's actually filled with butter cookies.
Martin Parr | Untitled [Minneapolis.
Winter Games.] | 2012
Funny you should ask! My favorite part of snow shoveling is doing the "2 Legit 2 Quit" hand gestures to stave off frostbite in my fingers.
