mike taddow

just saw a trailer for war machine on netflix starring reacher (also known as alan ritchson) and yeah [pushes chips forward] i’m all in, fam

jesse

if a 3rd former mariner great becomes a photographer and joins them, their gallery will be known as TRIDENT

🤣 ayy but that boy caleb williams gave us nightmares real talk

lol that’s why y’all quit the series (that nd leads). ol scurry ahh trojans.

yeah man this one of my favorite sports things. go mariners.

just happened again. am i giving off robot vibes? am i the problem? 01010 10100 010110

[locks doors]
[turns off house lights]
YES

had to dig through phone to find one of my favorite world classic moments (2017)

now wait a damn minute

the audacity of a website asking me if i’m a robot mfer 🫵🏽YOU🫵🏽 a robot

oil!

yo, i’m fairly certain that union lake is still frozen!

much to think about

imagine voting for a man who walked away from the marines rather than get rid of his n@zi tattoo. absolutely couldn’t be me!

lmaoo thanks

are jd power and jd vance related?
(this is a sleep-deprived, jet lagged skeet)

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

one time i was getting a quote from dwight powell in the locker room postgame and luka walked by and ripped ass.
powell: “you nasty, man”
luka: [immediately goes into euro soccer player histrionics denying everything]

gotdamn i miss this guy in dallas and covering him

🤣🤣🤣

anyways, i’m just asking folk to be 23.4% more conscious of who they’re giving $$ and agency to. everything right now is a pile of old tires on fire, so maybe don’t keep pouring gasoline on it? 🤲🏽

speaking of Bad Places, someone in the sports world emailed me back in november on some “hey you don’t cover the mavs anymore? is that why your twitter isn’t verified anymore? is that why you stopped tweeting?”

lmaooo oh brother…bless ya heart

yeah i made the move to apple music, and while that’s not everyone’s choice, it works for me

bruh, same [whispering] and i almost worked there

it’s totally doable.

yet i’ll never quit 🫵🏽you🫵🏽

leaving substack was easy, too.

and —obviously— leaving the bird app was the easiest and most necessary.

i be leaving, is the salient point.