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fake it so real i am beyond fake🍯 she/her avatar by @itsbabypears.bsky.social header by @dracorys.bsky.social

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You look at it once and it seems obvious but then look closer and it’s not so certain

07.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i still have copies of everything here! because i brought 400 pounds of merch to eccc this year 🀝

07.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#wip i will never make a normal gork oc. i believe women deserve to float ominously in a room. i believe women deserve to be put into a rotating crystal and shoot beams. i believe women deserve to explode minds. i believe women.

07.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a gauntlet is definitely one of the best things to throw down

07.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what a miserable world we live in, that there are electric guitars but no wizards to shred them

07.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

You should really put some hand sanitiser on before you open your bottle of hand sanitiser because you’re touching that thing several dozen times a day with potentially unsanitised hands

07.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i would never claim this mantle for myself but i have written 140 essays about sandwich history over the last five years and know a lot of random shit about various sandwiches now. i failed at academia and am a confirmed pseudointellectual dilettante tho

07.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 374 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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We always called her Dull Mary because her hair was all washed out and grey like an old lady’s, even though when you think about it that’s the opposite of normal and dull. Weird skin. She never caused any trouble, so mostly we left her alone.

07.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

:Whistleblower: :That won’t do:

OP, you’ve got some details on her uniform wrong, namely the skirt length.

:Peering over Glasses: that’s not her canon bra size, either :Carded!: Better cover those up!

07.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why does Erica Stanford type like Epstein, wtf is going on with rich peoples' keyboards

07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5
all my books at eccc

all my books at eccc

books books books

06.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

type of shit I was posting on myspace to get my ex gf to text me

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 485 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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All slides have a dark background, with a variety of pink, blue, and white doodles as accents.
Text reads: Trans Rights Readathon 2026 Storygraph Challenge
The prompt: A Book About Trans+ Youth or That Imagines Trans Futures
The text repeats on the top of every slide

Image 1 All slides have a dark background, with a variety of pink, blue, and white doodles as accents. Text reads: Trans Rights Readathon 2026 Storygraph Challenge The prompt: A Book About Trans+ Youth or That Imagines Trans Futures The text repeats on the top of every slide

6 book covers are shown, listed below top left first, row by row.
Too Bright to See by Kyle Lukoff
Lunar Boy by Jes and Cin Wibowo
And They Were Roommates by Page Powars
Everything for Everyone - An Oral History of the New York Commune 2052-2072 by M.E. O’Brien ad Eman Abdelhadi
Boys Run the Riot by Keito Gaku
Lake Lore by Anna-Marie McLemore

6 book covers are shown, listed below top left first, row by row. Too Bright to See by Kyle Lukoff Lunar Boy by Jes and Cin Wibowo And They Were Roommates by Page Powars Everything for Everyone - An Oral History of the New York Commune 2052-2072 by M.E. O’Brien ad Eman Abdelhadi Boys Run the Riot by Keito Gaku Lake Lore by Anna-Marie McLemore

6 book covers are shown, listed below top left first, row by row.
American Teenages by Nico Lang
The Witch Boy by Molly Ostertag
Growing Up Trans In Our Own Words by Dr. Lindsay Herriot and Kate Fry
Generation Queer by Kimm Topping
Pet by Akwaeke Emezi
Stay Gold by Tobly McSmith

6 book covers are shown, listed below top left first, row by row. American Teenages by Nico Lang The Witch Boy by Molly Ostertag Growing Up Trans In Our Own Words by Dr. Lindsay Herriot and Kate Fry Generation Queer by Kimm Topping Pet by Akwaeke Emezi Stay Gold by Tobly McSmith

6 book covers are shown, listed below top left first, row by row.
Magical Boy by The Kao
Zenobia July by Lisa Bunker
Sir Callie and the Champions of Helston by Esme Symes-Smith
The Deep and Dark Blue by Niki Smith
Marley’s Pride by Joelle Retener and DeAnn Wiley
Bianca Torre is Afraid of Everything by Justine Pucella Winans

6 book covers are shown, listed below top left first, row by row. Magical Boy by The Kao Zenobia July by Lisa Bunker Sir Callie and the Champions of Helston by Esme Symes-Smith The Deep and Dark Blue by Niki Smith Marley’s Pride by Joelle Retener and DeAnn Wiley Bianca Torre is Afraid of Everything by Justine Pucella Winans

We honor our trans elders, but we also encourage readers to honor and listen to the young people in their lives, and to open our imaginations to better, more inclusive futures. πŸ’™πŸ’—πŸ€

BTW, if you haven’t called your reps about H.R. 7761, apps like 5Calls make it easy.

#trr26 #transrightsreadathon

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never used grammarly but if you have an account, I'd throw it in the trash and set it on fire because what the actual fuck

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Comic from 2024.

04.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 2236 πŸ” 878 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 34

She literally warned you it was going to turn into a ballroom blitz, dude

06.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17337 πŸ” 5751 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 102

"Unofficial Peter Thiel VC-backed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Magic The Gathering Prerelease Event" is now a phrase that corresponds to reality, it's an event that happened, and I think it has tipped me over into a space where neither words nor events are allowed to have meaning

05.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One of my watercolour studies of irises

One of my watercolour studies of irises

One of my watercolour studies of irises
#watercolour #watercolor #iris #botanicalart

04.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 4607 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 9
a reflection of sky and trees in a massive puddle

a reflection of sky and trees in a massive puddle

a little blue at the end of the day

05.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

an image promoting a substack article titled β€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right now’

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 3161 πŸ” 1234 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 17

Hate it when someone rushes by so fast it makes my novelty 18th century wig fly off

04.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The new dog is a nice touch. The draping on those personifications...

04.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

including a crafting system in my game where the character you play is fucking terrible at crafting and no amount of practice ever makes them any better. unlock new recipes that you will inevitably fuck up

04.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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DriveThruRPG are having their annual GMs Day sale. Many of the Companions of Arthur publications for Pendragon can be had for a song, or if you don't have a medieval ballad ready, a discount. Get thee hence!
www.drivethrurpg.com/.../50585/co...

04.03.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I should have been transparent about the fact that I was supposed to return with the creature at all costs and the company considered you all expendable. It's my fault, I'll do my best to do better next time

02.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
gouache painting of apple flowers

gouache painting of apple flowers

it's in progress and it has been since august

03.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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You have to assume that the other party is acting in good faith, Charlie Brown

04.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0