Mrs. E.V. Debs

ESPN push alert ESPN President Donald Trump plans executive order that would "solve all of the problems" facing college sports now

oh ok

Same paying it forward

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We are the consequences We, collectively, are the condition that makes their defeat inevitable.

I have a new essay out today. For Welcome To Hellworld I wrote about my home, Minneapolis, again; I worked through some thoughts on why the concept of "victory" feels so hollow right now but why it might signal something far more important in the future.
www.welcometohellworld.com/we-are-the-c...

“queer agender woman” wow how does it feel being the most oppressed and intersectional person in the whole world wow

Hedspethh has too many ugly consonants in his name it’s hard to remember. he Should have some dignity and anglicize it.

And don’t worry I’m fair minded: american GIs who stay in the global south after discharge are also pedophiles.

two things can be true!

Like no one who calls themself a “British expat” is moving to indianapolis. Maybe Orlando.

I know an American who isn’t even white (1st gen LA egyptian) who lived in Thailand for a year bc he could work remotely and was in his 20s & I barely knew him & immediately started asking him strategic Qs to assess paedo likelihood. It’s an esp horrific look if you’re a “British expat” my god

I’m not being Hyperbolic. If you are a self identified ”British expat” & you live in, say, the UAE, Thailand, the Philippines, etc, I genuinely believe you are a pedophile. Like I think you should be arrested and jailed w/o release at all airports & border checkpoints. Hunted down by interpol etc.

Imagine being a “British expat” in the UAE and not being a pedophile. You cannot.

I assume anyone who is a “British expat” living in a tropical/desert nation is a pedophile.

How many aircraft carriers have crashed since then too. Bc one did the other day and I assumed that an algo error was part of it

Idk howit would work! It’s just part of a larger series of psychotic errors so I think folks are positing that might be a new factor creating the conditions

Something about allowing programs to use algorithms for strike choices but unlike chatgpt when the program does something wrong you can’t just change the prompt and get a better answer

Those things fail to count the Rs in strawberry and suggest that we take walks to the car wash, since it’s close.

More than doubling the combat losses of a 40 year old airframe is of that caliber of dumbness.

(Current reports says FF from Kuwaiti AA got 3 F-15s)

I fixed it in a reply!

I think one might expect these fuckups of the decision makers and people on the ground even without AI, but AI definitely has a use case amongst people who love to fuck up.

**THREE not four

Yet again I don’t know enough to even hazard guesses but I do know that 1. They’re misrepresenting whaf happened by describing it as “kuwaiti defense systems” as if it’s not American and 2. Most Americans won’t care or realize how insane this is. Like it’s astounding how egregious it is.

Okay so. I’m reading that the fuck ups (FOUR?! f15s?! Shot down??!!) and insane, truly senseless target choices (schools, but you know…it’s the US and Israeli militaries so…) are because of their use of AI targeting systems … what do you think.

This happened all over in places where no military or terrorist org would even know about. Hoosiers were convinced an Eli Lily medical lab in terre haute was going to get a plane flown into it. the inability of Americans to travel anywhere has made us Moronic as a culture.

Like if it was 1875 and a doctor would diagnose you as a medical Moron. get a fucking grip.

Like yes the fbi is bad as a general thing. No duh. At least Hoover and the boys were sinister. These fucks are literally worthless jackasses. they don’t even hide it. Like if you give a shit what they say you have a mental disorder and it’s likely one where you’re stupid according to the DMS5.

If you believe anything kash patels fbi says you’re a mark. and probably medically stupid. Like go to a doctor and be assessed for being stupid.

The FBI is more incompetent and propagandistic than ever. I could see suicide bombers jn front of my house w a vest on saying they’re going to bomb me as an act of terror against America and I would roll my eyes at whatever these fucks have to say.

The FBI is more incompetent and propagandistic than ever. I could see suicide bombers jn front of my house w a vest on saying they’re going to bomb me as an act of terror against America and I would roll my eyes at whatever these fucks have to say.