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Mrs Dooms-Paterson

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Paul. Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. Bit of a whoopsie. He/Him. Likes dogs, tea, crochet, and board games. πŸ“ Norfolk, UK.

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Wow. They sound like a right charmer.

I don’t get why people think that getting annoyed at you for something beyond your control is going to make their life better.

10.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was fascinating. Especially when looking at their flaws and the accidents that have occurred when using the AI to drive the car.

09.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you see the Hannah Fry show about them last week? There's a group of people who go around at night following the cars and disabling their little scanners using a bit of masking tape. Leaves no residue so it's not criminal damage, but makes the car just stop. Human driven cars just sail by

09.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, god. The hours I spent there. And walking through the main building to get to the cinema section was always thrilling as you descended the stairs into the popcorn aroma.

08.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m the same. I don’t mind doing it if I’ve got a lot of time or it’s a special occasion. But the store bought is often far neater and tastier than the ones I make.

07.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tony’s like the couple with Parker Posey and the Busy Bee.

I think I’m Harlan Pepper. I can’t stop naming nuts.

07.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Molly, an Irish Setter, shaking the water off following her bath.

Molly, an Irish Setter, shaking the water off following her bath.

Molly all up on the grooming table and smiling at the camera as our friend Mel tidies up her feet

Molly all up on the grooming table and smiling at the camera as our friend Mel tidies up her feet

Trudy, an Irish Setter puppy, smiling at the camera from her doggy bath. Shes soaking wet.

Trudy, an Irish Setter puppy, smiling at the camera from her doggy bath. Shes soaking wet.

Cooper, a friends English Setter, enjoying his time in the doggy bath

Cooper, a friends English Setter, enjoying his time in the doggy bath

It’s Gundog day at #Crufts tomorrow and Tony’s taking two of the girls so we’ve spent the day washing and grooming them. Plus washing all the other dogs in the house and a friend brought some of hers over for the full treatment too. I now stink of dog shampoo.

07.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tony’s off to Crufts tomorrow with some of the girls. The dog show world is exactly like this.

07.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is. There’s you πŸ™‚

07.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You in another decade

07.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing a mask and a yellow hat Alt: The Mask holding up wads of cash. Somebody stop him.

The Milky Bars are on you

07.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe you kiss your carving knife #totp

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The first James Bond to have been fisted by Andi Peters

06.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ouchy. Need someone to kiss it better?

06.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the nuclear war film Threads showing the date Saturday March 5th

Screenshot of the nuclear war film Threads showing the date Saturday March 5th

Happy Threads Day! #Armageddonouttahere

05.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing stories that the locals go for walks and are shitting in the holes on his courses. I hope it’s true.

03.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just backed this on Kickstarter from @trip.bsky.social - a queer sci-fantasy high camp novel. That's right up my alley.

03.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

School uniforms to be redesigned with massive shoulder pads.

01.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A peach pie with a wonky lattice pastry top

A peach pie with a wonky lattice pastry top

I effed up the lattice on top, but made a peach pie earlier. Kitchen smells lovely

01.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always find it funny when accounts like this have their name as β€˜the real xxx’ As if anyone would pretend to be them.

01.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, absolutely. Not a want. A need.

28.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We will, yes. One goes tomorrow, one Monday, then another on Tuesday. We’re keeping number four for a few more weeks as his new owners aren’t able to have him yet. It’ll be nice to have our girl here join the rest of the household and play with the adults.

28.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Moustachioed men from roughly the 1970s serving absolute cunt in a varied section of outfits. There’s a yellow split leg robe, a pair of blue slacks, a leatherette trouser with shirt & jacket, and a pair of blue and black robes. 

It’s called fashion. Look it up.

Moustachioed men from roughly the 1970s serving absolute cunt in a varied section of outfits. There’s a yellow split leg robe, a pair of blue slacks, a leatherette trouser with shirt & jacket, and a pair of blue and black robes. It’s called fashion. Look it up.

I just can’t decide

28.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I quite liked the unpredictability of it back then. It’s all far too sanitised now.

28.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

β€œHistory was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders.”

28.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1676 πŸ” 648 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 18

I think the last one I saw was when Jarvis Cocker jumped on stage to moon Michael Jackson.

28.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the rain isn’t really to blame.

28.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched up to the end of episode five a few weeks ago and haven’t been in the right mind space to watch the final yet. It was so wonderful I didn’t want to add to it with the finale.

28.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Five English Setters in a crate in the back of our car.

Five English Setters in a crate in the back of our car.

My neck with a big scratch down it courtesy of a puppy

My neck with a big scratch down it courtesy of a puppy

An emotional few months with these cherubs is about to come to an end as they’re finally able to start going to their new homes as of tomorrow. Final vet check and jabs this afternoon and all were good as gold. Except for the one who scratched my neck. Forgiven instantly. #EnglishSetter

28.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every news alert I get that starts with his name is currently a disappointment. One big beautiful day, it won’t be.

27.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0