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Watched this many times with my young son. It is a brilliant film.

26.12.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Easter I think

11.12.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who remembers during lockdown when call centre staff were all WFH? You’d be on the phone to Tracey at your energy supplier talking about your tariff and her Golden Retriever would be barking at the postman. Then you’d chat dogs before fixing your gas and electric for a year.

11.09.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I envy people who have the time to get worked up about such matters.

11.08.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to se Oasis yesterday. Do believe the hype. They were fantastic. Cast and Richard Ashcroft aren’t bad support acts either.

03.08.2025 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it nice?

28.05.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being at a dinner party with Bryan!

25.05.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I can watch it on a loop hundreds of times and find it equally funny each time.

22.05.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should notice an instant improvement. However, double the dose if you don’t.

14.05.2025 11:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I prescribe Henry Weston’s Cider for this ailment.

14.05.2025 10:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

East 17 had very few bad songs tbh

12.05.2025 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being the love child of sausage, mash, beans and gravy.

01.05.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Easier times

01.05.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll check that fact on Encarta β€˜97.

01.05.2025 11:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet Jesus

27.04.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stuff like that boils my piss. Like when I’m looking after my Son alone and people say I’m babysitting. No just being a parent.

27.04.2025 11:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No dark corners to hide in there

27.04.2025 10:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah man. I feel your pain. I remember once having an especially heavy Saturday session and on Sunday morning my wife reminded me I was taking our 3 year old to a soft play party at 11am!

27.04.2025 10:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to Sandy Balls today πŸ‘€

27.04.2025 08:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

12 hot wings - Β£1.50

25.04.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve followed your APSFND updates for years, and I’m starting to wonder if he just phones the talking clock

22.04.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFry the fish skin down you fucking idiot”

22.04.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhilst you fry your fish for 5 minutes, head out and forage for mushrooms”.

22.04.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Hello Fresh thing is totally correct. They’re like β€œwhilst you prep your salad, butcher a whole chicken at the same time”.

22.04.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if it turns out she likes Henry Weston’s cider.

15.04.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#throb

12.04.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Microprose GP2 was a cracking game.

08.04.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feel like @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social and I have discussed this program at some point in the past.

06.04.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Does Shasta think she is hot? It’s difficult to tell.

06.04.2025 17:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to pop into town for 2 things. Couldn’t find either of them. So… pub

05.04.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0