an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him
I really needed that hour but they stole it
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an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him
I really needed that hour but they stole it
Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
Just got out of The Bride! Happy International Women's Day. What a weird and wonderful movie
RED SOX B 7-7 BOS MLB.TV Bot 2nd 1 Out PIRATES PIT P 10-5
B00P
Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs
Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time
The children yearn for the iron lung
I just had to panic buy my flights I had been watching for this summer and uhhh I guess that may be the only trip I'm taking this year.
You, I'm another decade.
Peep the quintessential mustache scarf.
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
I think it's possible the store at least cut him a good discount for all the promo he did for them
This is a choice. I honestly had forgotten all about them but I don't get how you can sue for a show using clips of your own words that you said. #tar deadline.com/2026/03/amaz...
Markwayne Mullin
inspired by @dumbmike.bsky.social, here's a headline one word at a time for you to observe your own responses to
We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.
You know it's been a tough day when you're still fighting imaginary arguments from work 5 hours later. I'm so ready for the weekend. Bad time to live alone
I swear they tweak their algos to make it extra annoying sometimes
There's gotta at least be a labeler for this kind of stuff because yikes 😬
"surely the Paralympics will have fewer low-stakes scandals than the Olympics" he said out loud to nobody, hoping to be proven wrong
Timeline cleanser: the last piece of Gaudi’s La Sagrada Familia’s main tower has been winched into place
I see you've never met the people I have who earnestly "redlined" a document by manually turning the text red and applying strike through. Tracked changes is too advanced for them.
i think the word is “crusade”
Omg happy birthday!!
Dinner was a wine pairing. I'm four glasses in
Threw it on shuffle on the way home and yeah, still stuck on the moors youtu.be/fNlxKH9Jtmc?...
For some reason it started buffering (?!?) during the most critical self insert scene with Isabella and I wasn't sure my row was going to make it
Heights: Wuthered ✅
And I will never be the same again
world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.
Made brunch and dinner plans today, with a movie in between. Live look forward at me around 8pm tonight:
