Is this about up the arse #totp
Is this about up the arse #totp
Two pints of Guinness and a Cheestring for tea last night
Iβm making him out of papier mache as we speak
Making my child dress as Richard Osman for World Book Day
Dydd GΕ΅yl Dewi Hapus to the Queen of Wales π«‘
Platty watty joobywoos yπ
Happy Saint Davidβs Day π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώβ€οΈ This year, why not take part in some of the traditional festivities of Wales? Wear a daffodil, make Welsh cakes and dance like youβve never actually seen anyone dance before but are contractually obliged to π
Happy Birthday Dennis Waterman π₯³π
Shall I tell you who WASNβT in the Epstein files
Sad to see so many shops and bars closing down in Birmingham city centre, but thankfully gaining several new establishments providing emergency access to Walkers MAX Punchy Paprika, a rare commodity only previously available in every shop in the UK
βItβs not right, but itβs okβ is about up the arse #TOTP
Shrive, Shraugh, Shrove βοΈβ¨π
Happy pancake day to all who shrive
Was in Birmingham yesterday and saw a woman dancing to Whitney Houston in the Superdrug hair dye aisle, then she walked up to the counter and said βyou donβt sell teeth do yaβ
Happy Birthday Robbie Williams π₯³
Whatβs the matter love youβve barely touched your The Terminator Hazy IPA
he was breast fed til he was 7 π
Iβm not! BOOOO!!!!
Thereβs no law against having a jacket potato for breakfast by the way
Letter to my 20 year old self: Weetabix gives you indigestion now π€«πͺ
Omg Moonies!!
Thanks so kind thank you!!! βΊοΈ I donβt think itβll be recorded sadly but there will maybe be a poddy from me in the future! π€«
BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
βBye bye, smellyβ sounds like a Morrissey song
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Choccy wocky doo dah π
Iβll be interrogating John Robins live on stage at my old workplace The Glee Club Birmingham on Thursday 7th May! Weβll be talking about his book THIRST, his life and why booze can sometimes be a bit too scrummy wummy doo dah! ππΊ Tickets here: booking.glee.co.uk/23019
David thatβs so kind!!! πππ
Nice 2 Brest 2
Most important game of the year