The elite of Washington State descended on the state capitol to oppose the proposed 1% annual tax on multi-millionaire assets. How dare they try to raise over $3 billion annually to help working families when we could be adding another helicopter-landing-pad-to our super yachts?!
Exactly what we’ve been saying.
Billionaires for Wealthcare (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Trillionaires for Trump) landed in San Francisco by limo, yacht and private jet to thank the subservient little tech bros for holding the March for Billionaires
We loved meeting our loyal subservient fans today at the March for Billionaires
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You may have missed it, but it made major headlines in Davos and Silicon Valley - the billionaires staged their own coup against NYC’s home grown socialist
It’s the Billionaires’ first Christmas without Dick Cheney. RIP Lil’ Dick. Your energy bill loopholes made the drills that kept on spilling
Our new subsidiary Tech-Broligarchs for Totalitarianism can’t ruin the world without your buy-in. Donate to our 2026 strategic satire fund at tinyurl.com/T4T2026. All donations tax deductible (not like we pay those). Thank you from the bottom of our heartless hearts.
Billionaires for a Dead Planet and @climatedefiance.bsky.social stopped by the “Green” Energy Summit to “thank” Gov Hochul for approving the Williams NESE Pipeline.
How to Become a Billionaire
What an absolutely SPLENDID display of gross and excessive amounts of wealth! Let them eat ballroom 🥂
Happy Election Day from the Billionaires Against Mamdani
In need of a last minute halloween costume? There’s nothing scarier than the billionaires stealing our collective wealth and futures 👻
The Trillionaires Protest No Kings Day
Tomorrow. See you in the streets, peasants.
A PSA to all Pennsylvanians - WE, the upper echelons of society, would like to oust YOUR current judges so WE can BUY OFF their replacements! It would be unfortunate - to OUR very very very special interests - if on November 4 you voted YES to retain YOUR judges and foiled OUR plan.
Who are the Trillionaires? We descend from a long line of hard-earned (inherited) wealth from our notorious forefathers, the Billionaires for Bush.
We’ll be hitting the streets on October 18 👑 hit the JOIN US button on our website -> link in bio
We heard that the pesky proletariat of NYC may have found our signs bemusing… If you’d like to have them yourself, you can download them free of charge (just this once!) on our website.
While you’re there, hit JOIN to join our national onboarding meeting tn at 8:30pm EST
^ Hope this gives some inspo! :)
What I spend in a day as a 73 year old Hedge Fund Financier (safe space, no judgement):
$140k on 2 New Tesla Cybertrucks
$500k on Uber Submarine (helicopters take too long)
$1 million on $Trump Memecoin
$1 billion Custom designed weather cloud
General global destruction: Priceless
We TRILLIONAIRES will CONTINUE to throw money at things until they go away!!!!!
The .0001% took to the streets of NYC yesterday with a clear message: It’s time for a City Only Billionaires Can Afford
#trillionairesfortrump #billionairesagainstmandani #makebillionairespay #nyc #protest #nokings #billionairesforbush
The Trillionaires for Trump are elated to share our current campaign focus: being against a candidate that the working class loves! Stay tuned as we share our platform to keep NYC expensive, exclusive, and exploitative
We heard the plebeians are mobilizing this upcoming weekend to ransack the rich. We’re organizing to FEND FOR OUR FORTUNES! Interested in donning a top hat and joining our ranks? DM for more info
WOWZERS! SO GENIUS! Please send us pictures!
Today, as Trump signs our #GoFundYourself! bill into law, we hold these truths to be self-evident: that all billionaires are created superior. HUZZAH!
And yet, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dares use our glorious heist to rouse the peasants… to erase us entirely?
PISHPOSH! Liberty for me, not thee!
🥂 HUZZAH! Senate delivered our $1+ TRILLION Medicaid heist! #GoFundYourself!, America!
🎉 And apologies for the delay—we've been busy converting healthcare into champagne futures.
You know how it is: steal a trillion, paperwork is ENORMOUS!
-Sent from our private island 🏝️💰
Whoever we may be?!
Here's who we are: we are VERY SIMILAR to your Bluesky handle. Only Exxon is OUR B🔥tch
So is democracy 🗽, America 🇺🇸, and the planet 🌎.
Maybe you should consider joining us? ;-)
We are the very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very few who own this country and, frankly, we are tired of being coy about it.
Read our inaugural #TrillionairesForTrump Substack post here and #GoFundYourself!
tinyurl.com/ay44y38k
Now with tiny purchased politician in chest pocket. #TrillionairesforTrump #T$T
