Eris (They/Them)

A brown and white dog and a black dog snuggle on a bed.

The world may be a flaming hellscape. We may be at #war with #Iran. But here's a brief timeline cleanse in the form of #dogs.

I mean, the CORRECT answer is "a lot of people". Unfortunately, the ACTUAL answer will be "nobody".

Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead Callers to Washington state’s driver’s license agency who select automated service in Spanish are instead hearing an AI voice speaking English with a strong Spanish accent.

Just ... what the everloving fuck? What is this reality we inhabit? #AI #Washington #CustomerService #WhatTheFuck

But I feel bad for his family. Without immediate treatment, the condition is terminal.

This just sounds like a medical condition. "Sir, you have a 2160-degree nose-butter triple cork on your Mac Forehand. There's a very risky surgery we can do to correct it, but even if we're successful, your life will never be the same." #Olympics #Olympics2026 #MilanCortina #MacForehand

If Luigi Mangione manages to get acquitted, he absolutely needs to run for office as an anti-billionaire candidate and use this as his campaign poster.

It was absolutely not Liam Ramos. If you Google Liam Ramos images and look at them next to this kid, there's almost no resemblance. Bad Bunny definitely planned for people to THINK it was and I totally get why people WANT it to be. But it's not.

Bad Bunny has, to this point, been the only one to spike a football tonight.

If you Google Liam Ramos images and compare them side-by-side with the kid Bad Bunny handed the Grammy to, they're very different. I get why people WANT it to be Liam Ramos. But it's definitely not.

That was very much not Liam Ramos in Bad Bunny’s performance - his image has been plastered all over this site for weeks. Very strange thing to imagine.

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#Adulting means being very excited that the city will be trimming some of the trees on my block.

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I drink my #bourbon neat. Because FUCK #ICE!

It's been nothing but ugly so far. #Packers have just been dominating.

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I think I won the #spouse lottery. She's a playwright AND she brings me a #burrito when she goes out for Mexican food with her friends. And she's a total smoke show. I win.

Monkey business: Multiple primates on the loose in St. Louis park It is not clear where the monkeys came from, officials said.

First we invade #Venezuela. Then the #ICE murder in #Minneapolis and the other ICE shooting in Portland. Now, #monkeys are terrorizing St. Louis. Fucking 2026. I'm done with this shit.

And my dogs love you.

What if you didn’t have to look it up

Jesus fuck.

"Unclear"? Really, @apnews.com? That's what you're going with? That's some mealy-mouthed bullshit. Do better.

Venezuela latest: Trump says US has 'captured' President Maduro in strikes on country - live updates The US attorney general says Maduro will face

Sooooooo ... We're here now, apparently.

Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?

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If you're not finishing your last cup of #coffee just before midnight, are you really living? #ADHD #Dopamine #SelfMedicating

Jury finds a Wisconsin judge guilty of obstruction for helping an immigrant evade federal agents A jury has found a Wisconsin judge guilty of obstruction for helping a Mexican immigrant dodge federal authorities.

Well this is 31 flavors of terrible.

Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted

Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.

Oh no. This will not stand. Times New Roman? Mr. Secretary, using Times New Roman is the DEFINITION of a death penalty level offense against design and good taste.

Bar Owner Who Offered Free Drinks for ICE Tips Says He’s Getting Death Threats The Department of Homeland Security reposted the bar’s controversial post.

@dansavage.bsky.social The guy behind "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" is back in the news.

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Adulthood 1.0: #Journalism
Adulthood 2.0: #Dogs
Adulthood 3.0: ?????

Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯

USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...

Ok, I'm not sure why, but watching this is VERY soothing and relaxing. I should probably unpack that in therapy. 🐶