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bex schwartz

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writer | director | producer | anxious starbex.tv for work ‘n’ stuffs

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I thiiiiink that’s when my dad brought home a modem and some sort of INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY DIRECTORY

06.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BTPD92B. And I’m so glad that’s somehow still taking up brain real estate.

06.03.2026 16:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I cannot possibly convey how deeply I connect to this bear

06.03.2026 05:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s probably a hamentaschen in it for your suffering?

02.03.2026 23:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BREAKING:
MSNBC apparently turns into Sky News at this time of night if you are also an anxious person who watches news late at night and implicitly trusts British accents

02.03.2026 05:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh hello! I’m here, too!

01.03.2026 20:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A+ timing!

01.03.2026 04:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“how about a nice game of chess?”

25.02.2026 12:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It works so well with Alysa Liu’s gold medal free skate

25.02.2026 06:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AAAAH I just learned he used to live in my building!!

21.02.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been thinking a lot about how much I’d like to have Michael Shannon’s career and be a star of stage and screen who also has an amazing REM cover band

21.02.2026 02:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It seems like a Dagen Underthorn sort of adventure

19.02.2026 13:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skimo is a pretty rad name for a sport

19.02.2026 13:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤯

17.02.2026 20:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can sing “Lisa from Temecula” to the tune of “Jesus from Suburbia”

16.02.2026 20:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In that hat, no less!

16.02.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hashtag DEUCES

15.02.2026 03:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone I’ve ever spent durational time with at first found it amusing that I make a for real “ACHOO” sound and then sort of got it and knew to delay the polite response

15.02.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am going to do the research but I’m going to punt this knowledge expedition until a work day!

15.02.2026 03:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Scientifically then, this must be a THING

15.02.2026 03:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For my entire life, I’ve sneezed twice in a row, always. (And it’s loud because I have a giant nose). But now I always sneeze THREE TIMES in a row. Is this peri?

15.02.2026 02:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Preview
The Lasciviously Named Hairdo That’s Taken Over the Olympics Chloe Kim, Eileen Gu, and pretty much every other women's slopestyler and freeskier are rocking it.

Ohhhhh there was an article about this! Slut strands! slate.com/culture/2022...

14.02.2026 19:42 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Gold star

12.02.2026 06:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What an absolute treat to escape from the hellfire of current events and instead be delighted by the one and only @mrdavehill.bsky.social

12.02.2026 05:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hashtag Sports Lore

10.02.2026 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t watch other sports except the Olympics and that’s because the human interest storytelling does it for me so hard. MORE BACKSTORIES IN SPORTS.

10.02.2026 03:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TWIZZLES

09.02.2026 07:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miles have you met @lreyperez.bsky.social at Wired yet! Because two need to be making videos together

09.02.2026 06:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A++++ freezing Sunday night choice

09.02.2026 06:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Glorious skeet

09.02.2026 06:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0