Colleen

lose an hour? haven’t we lost enough already

That sucks. Make a kid fetch your glasses then.

Mood

You could put that $ towards a second pair of reading glasses

My birthday is coming up

Solved: Two pairs of reading glasses

Whatever you want

What if I bring tequila

Oh hey there

Dick stuff

Think Week

I have the second week of spring break off if you wanna find out

Speaking of two dudes…

As long as it wasn’t Mrs Dentist Bob I think you’re ok

It’s my Whoop

You need tequila and nudes

😊

Colleen @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social is my favourite non-bot on this platform.

Yes please

Technically I asked you. I just tagged him.

I told you

@theonlystowie.bsky.social

Ha ha shit

How about “Are you a dentist? Cause I’ve got a cavity you can fill”

And no one says a thing. People are defending it.

I’ll renew my passport

I just want a nice guy who is funny and smart and has a dick the size of a Dyson air wrap

My hair is the wrong shade