Stephen Farrow

The Mash Report: Women Have Told Everyone to Just F**k Off YouTube video by Zippideh Doodah

Because it's International Women's Day:

Facebook post from Fox News: Headline: New Jersey elementary school weighs renaming building after President Trump [picture of the orange fascist shitbag making a thumbs-up gesture] TRUMP ELEMENTARY?: A suburban New Jersey school district is considering renaming one of its elementary schools after President Donald Trump, a proposal that has sparked debate among board members and residents. The effort could coincide with the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence in July.

"I love the poorly educated."

Cartoon by webcomicname Title: Abiogenesis Three panels. 1. A barren landscape. "In the beginning, there was only non-living matter." 2. The sun is shining down on the barren landscape. "Over time, in the right conditions..." 3. A barren landscape "...there arose life." [on the ground, a tiny speck says, "Oh no."]

Today's inspirational message:

Silicone testicle covers banned from Japanese sauna following cups being left behind and on shelves “People don’t forget to take their testicles with them when they go home” says sauna in explaining new policy.

[blank stare]

Cartoon by Adam Cooper and Mat Barton. A lobster, typing on a laptop. "1 star. Do not order the lobster."

Everyone's a critic...

The end of a 500+ day streak. If anybody needs me, I'll be quietly whimpering in a corner.
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So close...
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#Worldle #1507 (08.03.2026) 2/6 (100%)

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Uninspiring.
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The first lesson of war is ‘know your enemy’ – and Britain’s enemy now is Donald Trump | Simon Tisdall As the Iran disaster escalates, the US president should be seen as an enemy whose actions threaten the lawful, democratic way of life everywhere, says Guardian foreign affairs commentator Simon Tisdal...

Yep.

Blair sparks row with Starmer after claiming UK ‘should have backed Trump’ in Iran The former prime minister told a private event that Labour ‘had better show up’ for Washington

Keir Starmer took the position he did on the US and Israel's illegal bombing campaign in Iran, Mr. Blair, because he has learned from your mistakes.

It's unfortunately not at all surprising to be reminded that YOU have not.

Headline from the Guardian: Trump joins families of six slain US service members at Dover air force base US president attends ‘dignified transfer’ of remains of soldiers killed in Kuwait drone strike wearing ‘USA’ golf cap Picure: From left: Gen Dan Caine, chair of the joint chiefs of staff; Pete Hegseth, defense secretary; JD Vance, vice-president; and US president Donald Trump, at Dover air force base in Delaware on 7 March 2026. Photograph: Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AP Caine is wearing dress uniform. Hegseth, Vance, and Trump are wearing suits and ties. Trump is wearing a white 'USA' baseball cap.

Because nothing says 'dignified' like a baseball cap with 'USA' printed in gold on the panel.

If Biden or Obama or Clinton had shown up to such an event dressed like this, Republicans would *still* be screaming about it being disrespectful.

It's going for a second time now.

Fun fact: the dishwasher gets the dishes cleaner if you put detergent in before you switch it on.

Influencer faces backlash over 'refusal' to fly economy while 'stranded' Viewers told him to 'read the room' after the travel video on the day the Iran war started.

Twat.

My dinner plate. Clockwise from top - Baby corn stir-fried with red pepper flakes Rice pilaf Lemon chicken Roasted vegetables (courgette, aubergine, red pepper, red onion)

Greece is the word, is the word, is the word…

(Boneless skinless chicken thighs cooked with lemon, garlic, paprika, and oregano, rice pilaf, roasted vegetables, baby corn with garlic and red pepper flakes. No, baby corn isn’t particularly Greek, but it was yellow-stickered and I like it.)

Pet Shop Boys - DJ Culture (Official Video) [HD Upgrade] YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone

Imagine a war
which everyone won
A permanent holiday
in endless sun
Peace without wisdom
One steals to achieve
Relentlessly
Pretending to believe...

(This was written about the 1991 Gulf War, but this week it seems to run through my head every time I switch on the news.)

Don Lemon on Instagram: "Trump: Is Rubio better in Spanish? Hegseth: I only speak American" 6,146 likes, 3,425 comments - donlemonofficial on March 7, 2026: "Trump: Is Rubio better in Spanish? Hegseth: I only speak American".

Your regular reminder that it's too bad stupidity isn't painful:

In a dry frying pan, orzo, being toasted.

In a dry frying pan, flaked almonds, being toasted.

On a green plastic chopping board, two small glass bowls - one containing toasted orzo, the other containing toasted flaked almonds.

Stand back. I have a dry frying pan, and I am not afraid to use it.

'Don't die': the two words that sum up our lives in Tehran now | Anonymous In a park overlooking the city, I ran into a group of young people chatting and joking. As the bombs fall, fragments of life remain, writes an anonymous Tehran resident

A postcard from Tehran. Short, moving, worth a couple of minutes of your time:

Cartoon by Matt Reuter. A hardcover book: 'Limited Combat Operations and Peace', by Leo Tolstoy

Literature, innit?

Not bad.
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#Worldle #1506 (07.03.2026) 2/6 (100%)

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Whoa.
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Ron Schantz on Instagram: "03/03/2026 Current situation: Everything's 💩💩💩 BBC sums it all up - even for your local area !!! #shit #currentsituation #news #comedy" 443 likes, 8 comments - gibraltar.2026 on March 3, 2026: "03/03/2026 Current situation: Everything's 💩💩💩 BBC sums it all up - even for your local area !!! #shit #currentsituation #news #comedy".

Accurate.

Went out.

There were people.

Ewww.