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@turdburgerson

Im here to say stupid things. TikTok: @Grumblor

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I have never been to Iran, served in the military, or worked in foreign relations, but I have played—and beaten—nearly every Prince of Persia video game. Here are my thoughts on Trump's demand for unconditional surrender... (1/32)

07.03.2026 16:27 👍 636 🔁 69 💬 11 📌 2

Just saw that bird legged hoe on the screens at DTW so it isn't across the board yet lol

07.03.2026 15:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 04:34 👍 70 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

22.02.2026 12:13 👍 23816 🔁 8416 💬 621 📌 438
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18.02.2026 16:36 👍 53 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0

Stepped out for lunch and saw someone parked one of those dumpster cars next to mine. I hope it's a little too passive aggressive to park one space over when I get back 🤣🤣

18.02.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It’s February 15, 2026. Is a pedophile still president of the United States?

Yes.

15.02.2026 13:26 👍 815 🔁 152 💬 39 📌 4

I don't like this future.
Can we get a different future?

15.02.2026 15:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump SAN FRANCISCO—Heralding what it called a “bold new age” in warping the mind of the nation’s elderly leader, OpenAI introduced a new premium video generator Thursday marketed toward White House advisor...

“Our new Stephen video generator is an easy, user-friendly text-to-video model that can create clips up to two minutes long and will easily trick the commander-in-chief into believing Mexico has deployed nuclear weapons on the U.S. border,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman

13.02.2026 01:30 👍 1099 🔁 143 💬 18 📌 12

Peak p2p reference lol. I had a friend who insisted Died in Your Arms by Cutting Crew was a Journey song because of Limewire 🤣

12.02.2026 10:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.01.2026 16:19 👍 38 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0

Alex Pretti's gun is like Renee Good's car: irrelevant to the central fact that they were murdered by ICE. ICE wants us to debate whether Pretti should have been carrying because that avoids the central fact. Pro-carry, anti-carry--that has as much to do w/ his murder as his fashion choices. Zero.

25.01.2026 18:03 👍 3099 🔁 696 💬 30 📌 20
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Why Is the Media Not Touching Jeffrey Epstein’s Clear Connection to Israel? They’re instead focusing on the possibility that Epstein was a Russian asset.

The Israel connection is so clear.

zeteo.com/p/why-is-the...

08.02.2026 04:06 👍 735 🔁 247 💬 44 📌 11

The bay area is so cool. i wish I had time to explore more all the times I was there for work

08.02.2026 02:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Warms my cold dead heart 🖤

08.02.2026 02:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know everything is crazy right now but holy crap the Tulsi Gabbard whistleblower stuff is insane.

08.02.2026 02:04 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff

Re-upping this because it's a huge scandal.

What are Susan Wiles and Gabbard covering up?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

07.02.2026 22:12 👍 903 🔁 368 💬 37 📌 11

I don't know who needs to hear this but Kristi Noem is a bird-legged hoe.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

03.02.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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01.02.2026 15:39 👍 90 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 0
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Donald Trump’s approval rating Follow our presidential approval rating poll tracker to see how favourably Americans view Mr Trump

Absolutely terrible numbers for Trump.

www.economist.com/interactive/...

28.01.2026 06:12 👍 483 🔁 114 💬 31 📌 9
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27.01.2026 12:38 👍 23057 🔁 5516 💬 504 📌 210

Thats so disgusting

27.01.2026 10:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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MAGA's twisted disregard for honesty.

24.01.2026 21:02 👍 2559 🔁 866 💬 80 📌 24
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A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

23.01.2026 23:19 👍 26038 🔁 6659 💬 412 📌 427
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Todays vibes 🧙🏻‍♂️🌴🌴💨💨💨

21.01.2026 05:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Used to do a lot of traveling for work and there's one constant in every city Ive been. If you ask a middle aged conservative white dude, he'll describe the nearest city as a smoldering crater. Literally every other demo have fantastic food recommendations tho. 🤣

15.01.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was at the game 2 days prior lol

11.01.2026 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read somewhere that Kristi Noem is a bird-legged hoe

09.01.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0