…he emerged from his cave for a moment of sunshine. back to hibernation he retreated, satisfied.
22.01.2026 02:17
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…he emerged from his cave for a moment of sunshine. back to hibernation he retreated, satisfied.
another brief check-in.
i’ll be brief.
fri-day, thigh-day.
do you like my new hat? 🌭
i’m a slut for an old mirror in an old inn.
collect em all.
and on the seventh day, dad took a nap. 😴 #lazygaysunday
DM’d ya! 😚
it’s wednesday.
dad vibes restored. 🧖🏻♂️☀️🕶️
wash your hands. [good boy]
sorry i’m late, i was doom scrolling watching that lady in chicago give dogs treats through her window 🐕
Oh hi 👀
😚 😏
robes = yes 👏🏼
day off, pants off.
co-star: listen to a song that reminds you of who you are.
me: hey siri, play father figure by george michael.
i love a layer.
preloading my touchtunes with $30 to play abracadabra tonight back2back2back [& one celine - it’s all coming back to me now, 7 minute version]
there’s construction on the floor below my office and i’m 99% sure they are going to saw around me like a loony tunes episode. 👀🪚🕳️
makin seasonal depression less depressy
new platform, new ‘stache.
my bluesky is inspired by the iconic 2013 amanda bynes tw*et where she “switched to lowercase font”
thanku, amanda.
on bluesky, we all fam. 🫶🏼