I'd also like to leave Team USA right now.
09.03.2026 21:20
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I'd also like to leave Team USA right now.
Today feels exceptionally bad. World-historically bad.
Oh no what?
Go talk to an American voter, Aaron.
Dark-haired white woman in a sequined bathing suit kind of costume and high heels, grinning at us. She’s standing/posing in front of a giant clock, pretending to adjust the minute hand. It looks like it’s a photo from maybe the early 1950s or late 1940s.
Me, approaching my microwave and stove this evening.
I'm on my way!
What's on the menu?
lol you can't spell suck without SU
I enjoy watching SU suck at basketball.
Young guy next to me at the record store just said to his friend "Pearl Jam sounds familiar. Oh, my dad likes John Prine."
Fuck.
What if instead of gamifying everything we just acknowledge that some important stuff is boring?
I'm afraid you're going to have to explain straits. Probably boats, too.
Was Phantom Planet good? I can't remember.
My God is an anxious God!
I'm available.
The typical student is an asshole.
I wish we had an events barn!
Who needs a retirement plan when it's the end of days?
Here's my current event lecture for tomorrow:
youtu.be/IIPx8ZBFQDo?...
But, also, a great year for music.
Choose Reese's and Cadbury for Easter you sugar addled fucks we own it all!
I am teaching energy policy this week. I want to talk about 15 minute cities and public transportation but I have to talk about Venezuela and Iran, and they turn their brains off because they don't want to think about Venezuela and Iran (why would they) and they can't imagine a world without cars.
In class talking about 15 minute cities while the world burns.
Was there any moral fabric left?
This semester has to end so that I get on with dreading the start of the next semester.
Man stuff's shitty.
Has NASCAR gotten more absurdly patriotic or am I just more alienated?
Road courses are less entertaining.
I just couldn't care less about countries.