Kate is a snowman ☃️

True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is

cartoon: a Transformer robot with lots of glitter and attitude Opulence Prime

Cartoon: Opulence Prime. With thanks to @costello.bsky.social for the idea :)

There is some sort of 2026ness
that Women's Day is only 23 hours long this year

Gyllenhaal: you know, you really can't talk about the bride of frankenstein
Gyllenhaal: [sitting backwards in chair] without talking about consent
Dan Simmons: UGH i can't believe frankenstein went woke!
Mary Shelley: shut the fuck up loser
Shelley: let her cook

Its less living in my head rent free and more busting in constantly like kramer

Tim Houston, you aren't fit to run a bath, let alone our province.

Resign.

a bald man wearing a black and white moose sweater says " make all the boy moose go waaaahhh " Alt: Make all the boy moose go WAAAAAHHH

Kiddo is wearing her Mooseheads sweater for spirit day and has the perfect response if anyone asks her what the moose says.

Seeing pictures of the protest and I'm reminded that you should never cut arts funding 'cause those mfers know how to make good signs.

[From Wikipedia] Catbus (Japanese: ねこバス, Hepburn: Nekobasu) is a fictional character in the Studio Ghibli film My Neighbor Totoro, directed by Hayao Miyazaki. It is a large, grinning, twelve-legged cat with a large bushy tail and a hollow body that serves as a bus, with windows and seats covered with fur. Here we see Catbus with a manic expression on their face as they zoom out of the sky and across the landscape leaving behind a Catbus-colored (tan and brown striped) streaking trail of jagged letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

I vote that we make this the new “Tom Holland Umbrella”. When you see it, repost it, that’s the rule.

Reposting because rules are rules!

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen Tom Holland's "Umbrella" on Lip Sync Battle.

The world's a dumpster fire so here, feel 2.5 minutes of joy:

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Coward.
CANADIANS DO NOT SUPPORT ILLEGAL WAR AND MURDER OF CHILDREN.

Congratulations!!

It feels like the very fabric of every facet of public life is being unravelled - city, province, world - there's nothing safe right now.

you’re in his DMs i’m using his dna that i hacked from 23andme to place him at the scene of a crime we are not the same

Ever want to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they’re not speaking

Oh, all the time.

Orange and black! 🎃🐈‍⬛

TAX THEM KIDS

Tim's brought back the rollable rims this year, FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

Suddenly it all makes sense

If I go suddenly insane one of these days, know all men by these presents that these austerity budgets have caused it.

It's impossible to choose a single image from James Hong, a man who's made nearly 650 films and movies, so here's David Lo Pan in BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, a perennial favorite.

The great James Hong is 97 years old today.

If you voted to defund the CBC, you better get your ass back to bed. No hockey for you.

The news is giving me serious whiplash today.

spending this much on a speech and not even coming up with a line as good as “tax me daddy” is an L

my problem with AI is that I lived with someone in my 20s who'd leave the faucet running and was super quick to confidently tell me the wrong thing and I just don't want to go back