I’m a patron! This is a fantastic charity. I just adopted Li’l Olive from them. As well as food programmes, rescue, veterinary care & education, they run incredible & vital neutering programmes for stray cats & dogs. I can’t wait to visit & see first hand the work the phenomenal teams do!
So thrilled! And so is Olive even if she’s clearly thinking about toast x
Jesus Christ The Last Of Us, break me into a thousand tiny pieces why don’t you
SHE’S TANGLED IN ZAC EFRON’S WICKED WEB!!!! #TheStudio ♥️♥️♥️
RON HOWARD CALLED ME A MOTHERFUCKER! TO MY FACE, MAN!!
Oh, The Studio. I fucking LOVE YOU!
The Studio on Apple is a work of genius. It’s pure deranged delight. If you’re not on it, get on it.
Adolescence on Netflix is fucking astonishing, urgent, vital and it hurts your heart. Incredible cast, direction and writing. You must watch it. You just must.
A reminder that it's not a "shouting match" when only one side is doing any shouting.
Fortress Europe. End of.
“Mr President, you’ve lost the Telegraph editorial page”
Kier Starmer with the speech caption ‘there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom’
“Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit”
Well.
Jesus Christ. This is infuriating. They’ve got this prick Musk in his stupid hat and his Occupy Mars shirt running around, and they attack Zelenskyy on this. He doesn’t wear regular pants because his fucking balls won’t fit inside them, you dopes.
They’ll set fire to the entire fucking world to enhance shareholder value.
Same. Terrified and furious.
Love to you, dear Scott xx
Putin says Trump must go further before he’ll even agree to meet.
Putin is entirely in the driving seat. The US has alienated its own allies, given Russia nearly all of what it wanted, bought Putin’s warped view of reality, and can’t even guarantee a meeting. The art of the deal, indeed.
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
Bloody hell but #AmIBeingUnreasonable is outstanding. Hilarious and entirely brutal. All episodes of S2 up on BBX iPlayer. Brilliantly written and brilliant cast.
These fuckers, mates. These egregious fuckers. *gestures furiously at the fuckers*
Ok so. It’s a big surgery. It hurts. You have to do the physio religiously. You have to be patient. Very patient. You get your life back. The healing is slow but god, it’s so worth it.
Merci, Gisele. Merci.
My writing process is usually:
a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread
So today Musk has got rid of timestamps on tweets because someone made a visual study of his tweets, which make him look like a coke addled obsessive, and also unfollowed a popular internet woman who he’d been tweeting for months because she revealed she had a boyfriend.
Good luck, America.
Gregg’s PR team having an absolute shocker of a day.
We didn’t win best mini series but Tim only went and won for Best Actor. So so very happy and overwhelmed with pride. #thesixthcommandment #iemmys
I’ve packed. It only took 9 hours with some breaks for dissociation and swearing.
The wall-eyed panic, the raging headache, the CHAOS when I have to something as simple as pack for a short trip is fucking pitiful. I got teary about tights. TIGHTS. Dismal.
