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"The Internet is not a good place for her" --- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet

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Maybe it is a Chia pet kinda thing and they have just started growing?

09.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I have ear plugs on me at all times.

09.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an aside, why is BS Brezhnev-maxxing?

09.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THREE. YEARS.

09.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Golf Courses First

09.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
24hour work shift end rally at city hall

24hour work shift end rally at city hall

24hour work shift end rally at city hall

24hour work shift end rally at city hall

Home care workers do some of the hardest & most essential work in NYC, yet the system has forced them to endure 24-hour shifts without fair pay or rest. That’s not care, it’s exploitation. This legislation is about dignity for workers & safety for seniors/disabled New Yorkers who rely on them.

08.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

A picture of all-time badass Stagecoach Mary Fields, holding her rifle.

Happy International Women's Day!

Remember, when in doubt, do as Stagecoach Mary Fields did, and either headbutt, shoot it, set it on fire, or let your horses trample it.

"She broke more noses than any other person in central Montana."

08.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1750 πŸ” 535 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 30

I think they think they can just order regime change on DoorDash

08.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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She fell in the water dish once when she was little and has taken precautions ever since. She is five years old. 😸

08.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Curtis Yarvin * @curtis_yarvin
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The Iranian Revolution was a diplomatic crime of the American left.
The Islamic Republic, like its proxy Hamas, is a client power of the American left.
Trump is only bombing Tehran because he can't bomb Brooklyn
Kyle Orton @ @KyleWOrton β€’ 20h
The Shah's dream was to bring Iran up to a level with European States: the economic policies were in place, many social reforms done, and the political pieceβ€”an elected government with a constitutional Monarchyβ€”was set for late 1979. The Revolution...
11:20 AM β€’ 3/8/26 β€’ 72K Views

Curtis Yarvin * @curtis_yarvin X.com The Iranian Revolution was a diplomatic crime of the American left. The Islamic Republic, like its proxy Hamas, is a client power of the American left. Trump is only bombing Tehran because he can't bomb Brooklyn Kyle Orton @ @KyleWOrton β€’ 20h The Shah's dream was to bring Iran up to a level with European States: the economic policies were in place, many social reforms done, and the political pieceβ€”an elected government with a constitutional Monarchyβ€”was set for late 1979. The Revolution... 11:20 AM β€’ 3/8/26 β€’ 72K Views

Today I learned from JD Vance’s muse that Iran’s Islamic, fundamentalist regime is a manifestation of the same leftist political energies as those which animate Brooklyn leftism. Ok dude, sure, whatever

08.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1364 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 95

We used to make things

08.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

If Epstein had never been caught then there is a 100% likelihood that Epstein would be hired at either Bari’s fake university or Bari’s fake CBS News

08.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 971 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 1

apnews.com/article/airp...

08.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So this is fun. Not only did I wake up late and disoriented due to daylight savings, but to messages from the Mister. He is at KCI and they evacuated the entire airport. Nothing in the news about it, he had to search through Reddit to get any information.

08.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Part of the reason "Breaking Bad" is one of the greatest TV shows of all time is that its central thesis, which feels true, is that there is a monster inside all human beings, and given the chance to come out, it will, indeed, come out.

Anyway, here's an article about a Let the Monster Out Factory.

08.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1601 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 13

Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead

08.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1367 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4

They said I cannot under any circumstances use the name Cuck Berry & then they forcibly removed me when I said what I’d really like is if someone else used it

07.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

That is one aggressive looking potato.

07.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The mascot for the Moorhead Spuds high school hockey team. A surprisingly jacked potato is wearing skates, gloves, and holding a hockey stick, making a move to steal the puck, and possibly your heart

The mascot for the Moorhead Spuds high school hockey team. A surprisingly jacked potato is wearing skates, gloves, and holding a hockey stick, making a move to steal the puck, and possibly your heart

My sister has informed me that Edina was knocked out of the MN state hockey tournament by the Moorhead Spuds, and the Spuds mascot does not disappoint.

07.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8
Mel Brooks, The Producers and the Ethics of Satire about N@zis
Mel Brooks, The Producers and the Ethics of Satire about N@zis YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis

Lindsay ellis has a good video on that, m.youtube.com/watch?v=62cP...
TLDW: Fascists can tolerate looking evil as long as they look cool. Movies like jojo rabbit and the producers don't get recuperated by fascists because the Villians are too pathetic and cringe to frame as a badass antihero.

07.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

That fucking hat.

07.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when he flip-flopped over Matt Gaetz being the AG? Gaetz deadass showed him photos and told him stories of his "exploits". TFG nonetheless gave him a chance. He wanted to give someone who had sex w/a trafficked minor a shot at handling the Epstein Files. Sure this will be fine tho. πŸ‘Œ

07.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many Rapture Rangers

07.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How It’s Made: A 7,000-Word Story on Coal in Oakland β€œThis is the only time in my entire life, I think, where I wrote long and someone was like, β€˜Well, could you make it longer?’”

People said they wanted more culture pieces on Bsky, right? For COYOTE, I interviewed the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org and @meganwachspress.bsky.social for a behind-the-scenes account of how Megan's 7,000-word feature (!) on coal in Oakland came to beβ€”a phenomenal work of longform journalism.

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 8591 πŸ” 974 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 28

Biden is sick with cancer, which is something everyone knows. This blithering idiot is also ill, but they are taking every measure to make sure none of us know what it is or how bad it is. Still, we have these displays. And this is probably an average to good day for Donnie boy...

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just finished watching some clips of the Harris, Biden, and Obama eulogies at Rev. Jackson’s memorial and this is like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

06.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 8230 πŸ” 2101 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 38
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a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom making a gesture . ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom making a gesture .

I know--- speed it up, man!

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man with a beard smiling ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a beard smiling

How ??? days of overcast/fog/rains is doing me at present. A SAD lamp can only get me so far. I need sun. I need to get OUUUUUUUUUUT (and no, not while it is something like 6 degrees).

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0