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@judedoyle

DEAD TEENAGERS #1 comes out from Oni Press on 3.18.26. FOC for Issue #2 is 3/23. Also wrote DILF: DID I LEAVE FEMINISM, available anywhere books are sold (I hope).

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“t’challa” is short for “timothee chalamet”

07.03.2026 02:35 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

CHILD: I'm sad that someone stole my water bottle.

ME: I know.

CHILD: And I'm even sadder about all the horrible karma that's going to rain down on the person who stole my water bottle.

06.03.2026 23:27 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Go outside and look at the stars. That’s how far away the nearest help is.

12.07.2023 01:46 👍 136 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 2
06.03.2026 23:16 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Sooner or later, we are all going to have to reckon with the fact that we decided a boarding school baby was the Face of the Working Class purely because he seemed racist and kind of dumb.

06.03.2026 20:21 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

He. Is not! A Nazi! HE!! IS!! OYSTERING!!!!!!

06.03.2026 20:12 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If Platner discourse has brought us nothing else, it has at least brought us the spectacle of pundits earnestly typing "oystering" half a dozen times per tweet

06.03.2026 20:12 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Dunno how much louder you can say this but after the last cycle bad faith operators know that our side of the aisle is susceptible to being told our politicians are 'too old' to run for office and right now its 1:1 with people saying Nazi tats are NBD

06.03.2026 13:55 👍 150 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 2
COMMUNITY gag where Secretly Racist Trampoline Gardener points to his Nazi tattoos and says "it's going to be a maze," thereby instantly causing all his friends to conclude he cannot be racist

COMMUNITY gag where Secretly Racist Trampoline Gardener points to his Nazi tattoos and says "it's going to be a maze," thereby instantly causing all his friends to conclude he cannot be racist

It has been months of this

06.03.2026 17:09 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Whomst among us has not gotten a Nazi tattoo while posting Nazi things on the Internet and going on Nazi podcasts and otherwise just stepping on 27 different Nazi-branded rakes... accidentally

06.03.2026 17:06 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0

This is evil and nauseatingly crass, but my guess is that it’s rhetorically on point for their intended audience, right? This mashup feels like a pretty accurate summation of MAGA’s vision of masculinity.

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Tragically, I have miscalculated, and am now a drunk 14-year-old who played with fireworks. I feel this form captures my spiritual essence, and will not answer further questions on it at this time.

06.03.2026 03:01 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Heads up: I'm told BE NOT AFRAID is on NetGalley. We had a weird rollout, with hiatuses and things going on and off digital platforms, so this might be your chance to really Dig In to the gloom and despair.

05.03.2026 16:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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SCENARIO #101: Prom Night Sex-havers of the world, beware!

ICYMI: Analyzing the dark blood harvest attended by countless American teenagers: Prom Night. jude-doyle.ghost.io/scenario-101...

05.03.2026 15:30 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Adam Friedland and Gavin Newsom Unite Over Democratic Outrage, says my PR inbox, which hates me and wants to hurt me for some reason

Adam Friedland and Gavin Newsom Unite Over Democratic Outrage, says my PR inbox, which hates me and wants to hurt me for some reason

Perfect, no notes

05.03.2026 14:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woodworking is ONE YEAR OLD today. The last year has been the wildest and most wonderful of my life. I'm so grateful to everyone who read this book, even the people who thought it was mid.

If you haven't, you, too, can read Woodworking today! Or preorder the paperback! bookshop.org/p/books/wood...

04.03.2026 17:45 👍 131 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 5
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SCENARIO #101: Prom Night Sex-havers of the world, beware!

At the newsletter: Running the slasher numbers, starting with the many alternate dimensions and dance sequences of PROM NIGHT: jude-doyle.ghost.io/scenario-101...

04.03.2026 15:32 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

george rr martin was created at los alamos after government scientists combined the dna of jrr tolkien and george lucas

04.03.2026 00:54 👍 70 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 0

A lot of kids do sign up because they're misled or desperate. Every successful anti-war movement has included veterans and military families in major roles. By and large, people do not like fighting in unjust wars, and they don't like sending their children to die in them.

03.03.2026 13:39 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

Fundamentally, I don't believe empathy is a limited resource, or something to be ashamed of. I would never enlist. I am horrified by the deaths of those children. Both of the people I've known who died by suicide were veterans, one a trans woman. That horrifies me, too.

03.03.2026 13:36 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

02.03.2026 20:39 👍 8047 🔁 2215 💬 122 📌 71

Re-upping just because all the Discourse I could possibly engage in is less useful than this confidential, encrypted legal and peer support line for military members who believe their orders are illegal or immoral and want to know the best way to resist them.

02.03.2026 21:51 👍 20 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
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Jesus. F*cking. Christ.

02.03.2026 20:14 👍 7139 🔁 3476 💬 771 📌 379

I think you're systematically discounting anything that doesn't fit your narrative. And I don't think that's a useful way to approach anything. I get that it feels better to think people who do horrible things aren't fully human, but dehumanizing the enemy is, among other things, a tactic of war.

02.03.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
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The Right of Dissent and Protests in the military - Military Law Task Force By David Gespass During the Vietnam War, opposition to it was rife within military ranks. Protesters against the war were labeled as Communists or fellow travelers. Times have changed and now the targets of DoD limitations on protesters and dissenters who go too far, or may go too far, are “terrorists, extremists and criminal gangs.” […]

This, from the linked resource guide, is a big block of text, but it spells out what military members can and cannot do in some detail: nlgmltf.org/military-law...

02.03.2026 20:55 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Military Resistance Support Network - About Face Veterans Military Resistance Support Network Military members do have the right to engage in forms of political speech and dissent. You have options and you’re not alone. With the Trump administration’s disreg...

Unsurprisingly, organizations for veterans against war do have advice and resources for active military members, and it tends to be more complicated than "just quit." aboutfaceveterans.org/military-res...

02.03.2026 20:54 👍 25 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1
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Who We Are - About Face Veterans Who We Are Deeply informed by Vietnam Veterans Against the War before us, we are part of a legacy of service members organizing against the wars that we served in. We are Post-9/11 service members and...

Also: aboutfaceveterans.org/who-we-are/

02.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Vietnam Veterans Against the War

Veterans have been a pretty major force for anti-war organizing. There's a reason for that: www.vvaw.org

02.03.2026 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are a million ways for an asshole to be an asshole, or a bigot to be a bigot, and they should be held accountable for those choices, but the power to declare war ultimately comes down to our government, which does all it can to ensure a steady stream of cannon fodder.

02.03.2026 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IDK. A lot of the men in my family have been in the military and they all emerged left-to-liberal. I never joined, I never had to, but the cousins in my generation who joined explicitly did it so they could afford college. Everyone has experiences, but I still think the US is to blame for the wars.

02.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0