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accordionist, music theorist. Austin, TX. I like to ride my bicycle.

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There have been some very bad developments today.

07.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 5973 πŸ” 2304 πŸ’¬ 596 πŸ“Œ 244

God this shit is so ugly, just so, so ugly

07.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 306 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP β€” Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 6973 πŸ” 2590 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 92
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LA City Council’s City President Marqueece Harris-Dawson says he has been pulled over four times while a member of the council; the most recent was this week. He missed a committee meeting because of the stop, according to him.

Among the questions: β€œhow do you have this vehicle,” according to him.

07.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 1133 πŸ” 413 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 32

i am not generally a "go through the hoops to write a comment I don't think will really be read" kind of guy, but for a plan THIS bad, by a guy I hate THIS much... I'll make the exception

23.02.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 492 πŸ” 303 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

There’s a growing cottage industry where wealthy criminals pay insiders to lobby President Trump to pardon them. While some call it a perversion of the Constitution, it’s a refreshing source of job creation in an otherwise unsteady economy.

07.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 527 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Lmao are you kidding me, this is the headline you link, dawg what??

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 683 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

If this is true, that the Iranian vessel was returning from an international exercise with other countries INCLUDING the United States - and was thus unarmed - & that the US did not make efforts to rescue the crew, that makes Hegseth the "Secretary of War Crimes"

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

06.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 8

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1937 πŸ” 619 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13

Hospitals.

06.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2768 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 27

Dear Democrats in Congress,

This war is immoral because it has no clear justification. And it’s illegal because you have not authorized it.

To oppose authorizing it but support funding it is incoherent. And that fecklessness is why Trump keeps rolling us.

Grow a damn spine.

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

An older trailer model of the Belgian transport company Van de Poel was used to hide Iranian missile launchers in Iraq.

05.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

So roughly still 6X pre-surge, down from 16X, and planning for 3X long run.

25.02.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

We have spent as much as half of Head Start's total annual budget on this in less than a week.
bsky.app/profile/leah...

05.03.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

β€œNo front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

05.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 4207 πŸ” 2114 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 76

I don't think "affair" is the really right term when he was texting a congressional aide explicit messages and she wrote back "this is going too far, boss"

05.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 3003 πŸ” 671 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 19
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AOC: He impulsively went in on Venezuela. He impulsively went in on Iran. It led to increased global instability and every time he’s done that, it has been consistent with a spike in what is happening with the Epstein files. I think that he feels existentially tied to it.

05.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 15100 πŸ” 4338 πŸ’¬ 326 πŸ“Œ 172
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Senator John Fetterman’s response to @premthakker.bsky.social when asked about the illegal US strike on an Iranian Naval ship in international waters:

β€œI want to offer condolences to your boss [Mehdi]. I know he’s all broke up about the Ayatollah.”

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1373 πŸ” 322 πŸ’¬ 533 πŸ“Œ 527
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Raskin: Based on what you know today, were Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists?

Noem: What happened was an absolute tragedy.

Raskin: Were they domestic terrorists?

Noem: My condolences to their families

Raskin: You lied about them.

04.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 21459 πŸ” 6384 πŸ’¬ 1067 πŸ“Œ 473
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AOC: We already have multiple American service members who are dead for an illegal action that the president has pursued with no plan out. They don’t know why they got into this war. They’re talking about a hundred different reasons, and they don’t know how they’re getting out.

04.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 16091 πŸ” 4471 πŸ’¬ 383 πŸ“Œ 163
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A new California bill aims to ban paraquat. Yep, that toxic stuff is still around. Banned by 60 countries, the herbicide behind a 1970s marijuana scare persists in the US.

Syngenta just announced it's gonna stop producing paraquat, which I thought was a throwback to '70s Mexican weed before learning that US growers still use it. Syngenta, btw, was the subject of a wild story with one of my favorite headlines. See addendum to this post.

04.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 510 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2
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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

04.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 9211 πŸ” 4506 πŸ’¬ 1046 πŸ“Œ 1619

Horrifying. Jesus Lord in heaven.

04.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 7613 πŸ” 2690 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 125
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Kristi Noem Misled Congress About Top Aide’s Role in DHS Contracts Testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Noem denied that Corey Lewandowski had any role in approving contracts. But internal DHS records and interviews with current and former agency staffer...

NEW: When asked if top aide Corey Lewandowski has β€œa role in approving contracts,” DHS Secretary Kristi Noem replied, β€œNo.”

But internal DHS records contradict her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

By @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @justinelliott.bsky.social

04.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 4367 πŸ” 1711 πŸ’¬ 380 πŸ“Œ 138
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The President just announced that the United States government will provide insurance and U.S. Navy escorts for oil tankers in the Middle East after causing a regional crisis by going to war with Iran.

Very few, if any, of these tankers are coming to the United States.

03.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 13
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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

04.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 10584 πŸ” 1677 πŸ’¬ 1027 πŸ“Œ 687
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Garcia: "I want to just show this image here. This is an image of some kids, including one of Liam Ramos's classmates. These are kids that are being held at detention facilities."

04.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 2116 πŸ” 808 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 22
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U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflictβ€”and 9000
miles from North Americaβ€”makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

04.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 13482 πŸ” 4968 πŸ’¬ 541 πŸ“Œ 296

All I can think about is Jeff Bezos saying that he slashed jobs at the Washington Post β€” including those of foreign correspondents in the Middle East β€” based on "the data," and a few weeks later a whole war breaks out in the Middle East that these laid off folks would have covered as true experts.

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