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I'm glad, I know how this entire situation has stressed you out.

Question: Why does it appear to be a Partridge family portrait over the Brady's fireplace? Is this why the fight started?

And it will continue for the foreseeable future because he has surrounded himself with morally deficient yes men, more concerned with lining their own pockets than actually doing their jobs.

Schrödinger's war.

It depends on how I want to manipulate the stock market.

He hasn't seen it yet he can conclude that Iran is responsible.

Eh, Dr. Evil did it better.

President Forrest Gump ladies and gentlemen.

Right, when you go to your local grocery store where they ask for your ID and prices are all really low.

Holy shit someone give him the hook.

Will it be delivered in a Cava bag in small unmarked bills?

You have never contributed to anything, only detracted.

Yeah because they actually respected the Constitution.

Making notes for your birthday.

You mean the truth and reality versus whatever planet you are living on?

Are you sure it wasn't 150% percent?

Oh is that where you came from?

Right after you finished your round of golf.

Remember when he said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose any voters? I guess he is testing that theory.

Yeah Trump is just like Midas except everything he touches turns to shit.

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Do I have to show them my birth certificate to buy a beer, because that's what the SAVE Act would require.

Except not now. Or in 2 weeks. Or...you know what I have to get back to you.

I thought he was a buy low, bankrupt and blame someone else kind of guy.

A man, no plan, Trump.

I'd love to know what he considers "old books."

You know, your brother/cousin Zaagon actually killed a mastodon instead of just drawing a picture of one.

Ok but the demolition derby in your parking lot is real right, otherwise I have a bunch of apology notes to write.