Oh fuck Id drink the fuck out of that michelada if a hot man told me I was good boy while I did it. Now I want michelada
07.03.2026 21:52
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Oh fuck Id drink the fuck out of that michelada if a hot man told me I was good boy while I did it. Now I want michelada
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)
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Back it up on me
Yet I am unbounced 🤔
Good for them honestly
You gonna bounce on it?
Reefer Madness
How would they know the antifascist book is antifascist and that the bad guys are the bad guys? Thats too complicated
You typically want your pants waist at or near where your body naturally bends
Highwaisted definitely, so left and right image, cant imagine the middle image would be very comfortable
Girl same
Nutty & fruity, soft & juicy, premium quality coyote
.....wut?
I have a stovetop at home and an electric one at work. But I wouldn't say thats typical for Americans
I thought your hair was cute when I saw it
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Love
just a reminder that we do still need to string this guy up like mussolini
Show us the carved legs please
Likely story, probably looking for some "protein" right now
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Eastern Kingbird???
Love how supply/demand economics don't apply to Electricity.
Urge to reproduce before you die
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They scream “only two genders exist!!”
But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨
No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
