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@chopaganda
This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up. This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy
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Allen: You won’t believe how much these guys were assholes to me. I was treated like absolute shit by them for nearly 20 years and totally screwed over.
DBs: He’s not necessarily wrong. But there is a lot of context he’s leaving out.
Fans: So what is that context?
DBs: We really didn’t like him.
This need to be updated to include Trey pandemic songs, $400 Sphere tickets, multiple G😀😀se drummer exiles, Disco Biscuits diss tracks, Andy Frasco emergency pods, Curveball, Umphrey’s without Jake, and John Mayer being our new Jerry.
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Is this about the Jets?
I followed the Amazing Ribs recipe. My only suggestion is follow the brine and rinse instructions precisely. I never realized curing meat is such a science project.
Stop it, Stoney. You’re pretending like Jerry wasn’t one of their first fans.
Wooks all over Steamboat
Hypnotic
Outspoken socialist. Big Mamdani fan. Makes his play even better.
So hating the Disco Biscuits is suddenly cool again?
I can’t keep up.
Fries?
Great on hot dogs
I put ketchup on my ketchup.
Trust me. There is no way I’m ever running out of ketchup at home.
Rental condo. Didn’t even think to buy it.
Gotta by $1000 worth of powder in my beard alone.
Oh hell yeah. Love me a good pepper jelly.
Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Related: Fig jam is delicious on a sausage, egg & cheese.
LOOK! IT’S PURE SNOW! A WHOLE MOUNTAIN OF IT!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THIS IS!?!?
When you make the most killer sausage & egg McMuffins for breakfast but then realize you forgot to buy ketchup.
I want to quit my job to be the rotisserie chicken guy at Costco. That dude makes people so happy.
Happy birthday, Wolfie. Happy birthday.
I’m a little upset that the snow is gonna ruin all the groomers.
Fuck it, we’re going skiing (cc @footiusmaximus.bsky.social) this weekend in Steamboat. Friday is looking mighty powdery, and I found a ski-in, ski-out condo with a wood-burning fireplace bc I’m the best husband ever.
Giddy up!
Happy birthday!!!
You’ll have to ask him.