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This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up. This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy

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10.03.2026 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Allen: You won’t believe how much these guys were assholes to me. I was treated like absolute shit by them for nearly 20 years and totally screwed over.

DBs: He’s not necessarily wrong. But there is a lot of context he’s leaving out.

Fans: So what is that context?

DBs: We really didn’t like him.

10.03.2026 17:29 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This need to be updated to include Trey pandemic songs, $400 Sphere tickets, multiple G😀😀se drummer exiles, Disco Biscuits diss tracks, Andy Frasco emergency pods, Curveball, Umphrey’s without Jake, and John Mayer being our new Jerry.

10.03.2026 17:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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10.03.2026 16:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this about the Jets?

09.03.2026 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I followed the Amazing Ribs recipe. My only suggestion is follow the brine and rinse instructions precisely. I never realized curing meat is such a science project.

09.03.2026 18:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Stop it, Stoney. You’re pretending like Jerry wasn’t one of their first fans.

07.03.2026 15:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Wooks all over Steamboat

07.03.2026 05:02 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 02:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Hypnotic

07.03.2026 02:19 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Outspoken socialist. Big Mamdani fan. Makes his play even better.

07.03.2026 02:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So hating the Disco Biscuits is suddenly cool again?

I can’t keep up.

07.03.2026 02:13 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

Fries?

06.03.2026 23:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great on hot dogs

06.03.2026 23:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I put ketchup on my ketchup.

06.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trust me. There is no way I’m ever running out of ketchup at home.

06.03.2026 22:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rental condo. Didn’t even think to buy it.

06.03.2026 21:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Gotta by $1000 worth of powder in my beard alone.

06.03.2026 21:46 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh hell yeah. Love me a good pepper jelly.

06.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

06.03.2026 16:17 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Related: Fig jam is delicious on a sausage, egg & cheese.

06.03.2026 16:19 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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LOOK! IT’S PURE SNOW! A WHOLE MOUNTAIN OF IT!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE STREET VALUE OF THIS IS!?!?

06.03.2026 16:11 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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When you make the most killer sausage & egg McMuffins for breakfast but then realize you forgot to buy ketchup.

06.03.2026 16:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I want to quit my job to be the rotisserie chicken guy at Costco. That dude makes people so happy.

05.03.2026 22:02 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy birthday, Wolfie. Happy birthday.

05.03.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m a little upset that the snow is gonna ruin all the groomers.

04.03.2026 19:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuck it, we’re going skiing (cc @footiusmaximus.bsky.social) this weekend in Steamboat. Friday is looking mighty powdery, and I found a ski-in, ski-out condo with a wood-burning fireplace bc I’m the best husband ever.

Giddy up!

04.03.2026 17:17 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

Happy birthday!!!

04.03.2026 13:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’ll have to ask him.

03.03.2026 22:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0