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09.03.2026 22:36
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holy shit
Statline won't look good for Ullmark but I'm not sure what he is supposed to do on any of these goals.
Fuck man I really don't get why players don't wear the bubble masks.
Shrek has been modded into ‘Resident Evil Requiem’ 🧟♂️
NHL GMs are even lazier at work rn then I am
He's going to team up with Gabe Kidd and Co. because he's a Dogg too.
Dawg you're fucking Scary Movie
Imma need Stu Grayson to wrestle Andreza Giant Panda
I've been so goddamn sick today, but I could kiss the inventor or Orange Juice on the mouth. Only thing getting me through the day.
Dark Side Of The Ring - Damn Hausen
(from the always amazing aeonlinear)
Split wasn't until Diamond and Pearl
Big Pombon fan personally
Someone yelling "fuck off" loud enough for everyone to hear means we are back
It's WB Games so that's actually a threat.
If you don't change your bio to that, what are you doing
You know we're in turmoil when Matinpalo is on the post
Live action Gargamel singing Born in The USA might be what I need honestly
Bluesfest lineup is very not for me, but at least I learned that Hank Azaria has a Bruce Springsteen cover band
Every headline about every topic makes me feel like this
Oh well, be the change you want to see and all that.
My larger thought, however, is that there is no better advertisement against hockey then people in hockey, and that makes me mad. The successful people in my sport won't protect and nuture the sport, and that makes me really fucking mad. I feel embarrassed to love what I love, and that feels bad.
I also can't see the word 'grape' in a hockey context without thinking about Don Cherry, and fuck that guy and the fans he somehow still has and his Order of Canada.
This might be sour grapes, but the US winning Men's Gold is absolutely the worst thing that could have happened to ruin hockey's growth, and I'll never forgive them
So Canada is winning the World Baseball Classic right? And the World Cup?
The Celebrini-Bedard-Schaefer connection is going to run France in 2030
McDavid winning MVP after a huge loss repeatedly is still kind of a funny bit
