Dr. Bonertron

But I dont WANT apple tv :(

Killed my wife's level 16 d&d character tonight. Uh oh

My man

the algorithm is getting very exciting. where's pickering?

Meme of kid in brown hoodie punching idiot who stood in skool hallway boasting “I love ICE”

morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.

The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️

Yeah I really dont get the pushback on that. If nothing else its just fun to see how unhinged the comments get

You should consume right-wing media. 3,000 ice agents invaded Minnesota because of a 23-year-old YouTuber. You need to be aware of the alternate reality these people live in because it directly impacts our lives.

Way too little, way too fuckin late. What a dipshit

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Fuck you

EDDIE VEDDER: woodchipper, feet first

CHRIS CORNELL (two octaves higher): WOODCHIPPER, FEET FIRST

i hope they let girls become space marines but the gene stuff makes them boys

orks are the best. them and the fun dwarves

i'll tell you what's even woker: that in this guy's perfect world the emperor of mankind decided he wanted to be surrounded by massive muscle-bound hunks 24/7 instead of hot amazonian women

Thats me at my own ass when I get a little too gassy

Got a special christmas visitor

really quite rude that there's a credit for creature design in frankenstien

Every app needs a yearly summary

ass hole darkens

too scared

they are, i didn't have that saved lol

Sharks INCREDIBLE COMEBACK after trailing 5-1 in the 3RD!!! YouTube video by NHL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieQ0...

that's what daddy likes

Got some new gogs. The third pair is experimental and I dont know what do you think

The warhammer squad is coming together hell yeah

Its really good over there

what, just because he can catch a ball??