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The Evilsizer

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Tortie gang!

04.02.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's best punctuated by kicking sand in his face and saying "Beat it, wimp!"

23.01.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's worth noting that eggs weren't expensive until like 3 days ago.

In November, 18 eggs cost me $5.99. Today, they're *on sale* for $8.99.

23.01.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweets' profile picture VS meeting her in person.

11.01.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a couple middle aged men dressed up like undercover cops.

11.01.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.01.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I am incredibly uncomfortable with the way Gaston winks when assuring us that every *last* inch of him is covered with hair.

02.01.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have noticed an alarming uptick of furries following me lately. Maybe I'll think twice about posting more cat pictures.

You people are fucking gross. Go away.

27.12.2024 15:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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26.12.2024 17:33 πŸ‘ 8259 πŸ” 520 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 43

For the Horde!

18.12.2024 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! Now play some Sleigher!

18.12.2024 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh I remember this book! It was absolutely one of my favorites.

17.12.2024 15:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in New Jersey, so we've been doing that all week.

13.12.2024 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.12.2024 20:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup! The sky is a dome and the moon + stars are all projections.

08.12.2024 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tasteless? Maybe. But I live for Game of Thrones references so..πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‰

07.12.2024 11:50 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

With a heavy sigh, I have to inform you that I know someone who believes the moon is a projection.

08.12.2024 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh I love this one! I had a good run going a few years ago until that damn wizard miniboss killed 3/4 of my team (Human paladin, dwarf rogue, half elf cleric, gnome(?) wizard)

08.12.2024 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure beats my dinner of cheap beer and taco bell.

07.12.2024 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
two men are sitting in a bed talking to each other . ALT: two men are sitting in a bed talking to each other .

Him and the Costco CEO about to get another peaceful 8 hours.

07.12.2024 22:47 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Opposing but equally stupid takes on the shooter's identity:

"He's a regular guy because he wrote on his bullets" as if a professional would never try to fool the police.

VS

"He's a professional hitman, because he ignored the bystander" as if a regular guy would have a reason to murder a random.

07.12.2024 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t take credit for this meme, but I do co-sign.

07.12.2024 13:12 πŸ‘ 57286 πŸ” 13487 πŸ’¬ 1006 πŸ“Œ 553

Me: Please no spoilers

DBZ announcer: Vegeta is in for the fight of his life, but can he win? Find out on next week's episode, "Vegeta Loses and Dies."

07.12.2024 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WoW Classic players when someone asks us to play Retail.

06.12.2024 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wellington's got you covered, cutie.

06.12.2024 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to work from home, and these damn cats got me singing Jungle Boogie all day.

Get down, get down!

05.12.2024 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah no shit, that's why I'm jealous of your healthcare system.

05.12.2024 19:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweets with a blep and Sweets with a mlem

05.12.2024 16:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup!

05.12.2024 16:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sheesh, that is incredible! I'm currently spending 25% of my total income just to cover myself and my wife, and I've had to fight insurance every single time we needed coverage.

05.12.2024 15:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0