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I’ve never heard anything by Sondheim that didn’t have me getting out of earshot/finding a way to make it stop.

07.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ye olde pub.

ye olde pub.

TO BRIGHTON! Thunderclouding. But she is late. And so. #pint

07.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Off to walk the cats and then....to the SKATE PARK before the ankle biters get there. Living my best life.

07.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

TIL β€˜permanently haunted look’ is sexy.

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

((quietly closes YouTube β€˜fat burner’ vids))

06.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saw a post about inhaling hot cross buns and I realised if we’re picking sides, that one is mine. #trunkie

(now need a six-pack o’ supermarket buns for 99p to declare the season open)

06.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CHEEKGATE: Day 3. I’ve really had enough of this. Full head transplant now!

06.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

am strapped to a desk : (

06.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

^this guy decafs (usually)

06.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ihavehadsomecoffeeomg

06.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

wel jel : /

06.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
close-up of thespian mutt Hacker T Dog.

close-up of thespian mutt Hacker T Dog.

close-up of an urban fox: it appears to be gurning

close-up of an urban fox: it appears to be gurning

WTF.

06.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Implausible but dad played some trad jazz on his trombone which, somehow, impressed my mother.

05.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*fans self with pocket protector* πŸ€“

05.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Flightradar24 says it’s the same aeroplane doing touch-and-gos

05.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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yesyesyes, but what is?

05.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

uh GETS. Not get’s. My brain is mush.

05.03.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

get’s a p-ass

(none of us coming out of this well)

05.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"Books? Yes, we have books."
"Books? Yes, we have books." YouTube video by guinspen

#worldbookday
β€œBooks? Yes, we have books.”
youtu.be/CjNYE_a__1E

05.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imperioli content never not welcome (but could use more β€˜ass’, just sayin…)

05.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dammit, I can’t keep up.
May have to start listening on 2x.
(not rly.

Unless?)

05.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

trying to get a bunch of automations working for a system with no documentation except a scribbled note of β€œdo not leave this switched on!” for one of the flows.

04.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bit the inside of my cheek and now am biting the inside of my cheek while biting the inside of my cheek while

04.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
cardboard container with β€˜New kintsugi repair kit’ written on it and two bits of colourful broken crockery (sob!)

cardboard container with β€˜New kintsugi repair kit’ written on it and two bits of colourful broken crockery (sob!)

an idea for your pa’s mug maybe: my s.o. got me this kintsugi repair kit when I fumbled, dropped (and then mourned repetitively) a cup/saucer I really liked. (Yeah, I still haven’t got around to doing it I knoooow).

04.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yo, the groids are Suezmaxxing to keep from being Hormuzmogged

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
18th C church moodily lit at night

18th C church moodily lit at night

who up &c &c (Night Version) yeah yeah phoning it in I knoooow

03.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of hapless Aussie billionaire, politician and antivax clown Clive Palmer tweeting: β€œI did not buy Hitler’s car. It’s more Fake News.

Screenshot of hapless Aussie billionaire, politician and antivax clown Clive Palmer tweeting: β€œI did not buy Hitler’s car. It’s more Fake News.

happy β€œI did not buy Hitler’s Car” day to all those who &c

03.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a magnolia tree in bloom at night

a magnolia tree in bloom at night

Out from the dungeon, into the night.

02.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, new school, and it was a thin red brick wall away from being in Hertfordshire *ptui* I totally get why… : )

02.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hah, now, see THAT makes sense for where this all rumble-lore originated.

02.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0