Karen Schmidt

THANK YOU

It's probably for the reality series.

Philly.

Papi Valentine from 2020 by my friend Paul ❤️❤️❤️ #chihuahua

The one with the moustache is wearing a rug, too!

Does plaster-based synthetic marble last for, hopefully, Centuries?

The terrifying whistle attacks?

I doubt she feels embarrassment. I'm sure she thinks she killed it.

It’s like the La Marseillaise scene from Casablanca.

Yes, we could have used them exactly 5 years ago.

This is the first time in history that the Situation Room is right next to the omelet station.

It’s heartening and calming to watch his deposition. He’s so intelligent and steady.

From your mouth to (your?) ears.

That's where Putin had them put the polonium port in.

I'll take Door 3, Monty.

🎄#papi #chihuahua #seniordog

The awkward audio makes it seem like one of those viral musicless music videos.

Weirdly, it was E. Jean Carroll.

Fried eggs and tater tots.

Saturday. 🍳

I'd like to murder the person who wrote that ad copy. Was Terry in a murderous craze? Was the friend, when he gave him the marijuana? Unclear. C-

Prosecution WHORE!!!

Oh, we'll stay tuned all right.

I'm so jaded I thought this was a puff piece about their neckware. The sad part is I clicked on it anyway.

Side note: Never change a printer cartridge while wearing a white suit.

Does real marble usually have repeated patterns like I'm seeing on the floor? And wouldn't a decent craftsman try to hide that?

Yes, nothing says neo-classical like polyresin wall appliques spray painted gold.

🎵 It's an undeniable fact... 🎵

So much for the National Guard being there to protect federal buildings.

#LouvreHeist

Philadelphia #NoKings