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@whalemancer

it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle. queer. amelle is from my ends. podophobe. cetacean enjoyer. mercedes mcqueen, bitch

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permissible, i think. plus it's kind of a dumb name anyway. how can cream be crispy? sorry, krispy, that is

08.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nah it's french isn't it? although it's a bit pretentious. and big greasy delicious doughnuts don't scream pretention

08.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

defo cream

08.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i do wish it was easier to just pick up some temp part-time work. in my mum's day, you could just walk into a pub/shop/cafe whatever, ask if they had any jobs going, you'd start that day, no interview, no right to work, nothing. might not even have actually been a vacancy. how's that for progress? πŸ₯΄

08.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
robot wars house robots

robot wars house robots

it's giving gay polycule

08.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watching robot wars would cure me

07.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

t/b to when i used to have cheeky vimto all the time. or just port and lemonade if i didn't have any wkd. oh and skittlebombs πŸ‘Œ banging mate

07.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just had ginger wine for the first time and it's nice lol, sweeter than i thought, tastes like honey. only had like, one swig πŸ˜… but then i like hardly drink nowadays, so 🀷

07.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫢❀️

07.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

we ain't giving the pick-me gays any oxygen in 2026, just block them and move on

07.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

still got it, babe πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘

07.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(i mean, not gonna happen now i got cats again, but) i wouldn't mind having a bunny again. feel like i'm old enough for one now πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

noooo bagels 😭😭 never far from our thoughts. nothing worse than a pet dying

07.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's sad, bunnies are cute 😞 i had one but i was literally like 5 and i don't remember that far back πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sign of the times that i feel affronted by this, i guess, but like, people who fully just brag about owning a house. ooh look we just furnished this room blah blah. fucking good for you but i'm really not here for it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

07.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nooooo that's so cruel 😭😭

07.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i prefer infinity on high, but this is good also. although those are the only 2 albums of theirs i really know

07.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg that's so restrictive 😭 heard of gerbils being illegal in some places but not rats. they're so cute

07.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i imagine it'd be very popular πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more than some people have in a lifetime 🀷

07.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i mute people on here for the most petty reasons omg 🀭

07.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

remember your mum would come to pick you up and you'd be like noooo because you were having so much fun. nothing in life is as exciting as that was 🀨 not anymore.

07.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you know what i really miss about being a kid? going round a friend's house. yes i do realise you could do this as an adult. except i don't really have friends and no one my age has their own house lol.

07.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

porygon is an awesome pick πŸ‘Œ

07.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all men over 30 know how to do is suck dick, charge they phone, tap guys on scruff, twerk, be gay, eat hot chip & lie

07.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never had a twink era kinda just warp digivolved into being a fat bald cunt before my time 🀷

07.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that mrs. huber wants to get a fucking hobby icl

07.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the real desperate housewives were the friends we made along the way

07.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg i'm so excited πŸ‘€

07.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bree is mother πŸ‘ edie i kinda hate her rn for tryna steal susan's man but idk maybe that'll change πŸ€·πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0