Magmaniac

Y mira, oye, siente, Itotiani volar,
Sus alas siempre van a parpadiar,
Con ojos fijos hacia el cielo,
Con pulmones abiertos al mar,
Ella es vientre de creación

I bought a new car woooooo

Maybe they meant Iowa and they're dyslexic

This is the last moment of winter for the year, I swear.

Some reviews of local businesses in the St. Paul area:

All pickup/buy junk/scrap car businesses: 0/10.

All towing companies: 2/10.

All "some guy who owns a towing truck": 8/10.

Triple A: 12/10

Adam's Food & Fuel on 3rd St. E and Etna: 14/10.

My engine blew up last night on the way to work and the last 14 hours have been extremely stressful. My eternal thanks to the kind woman working at the little gas station in St. Paul who used her OWN AAA membership to get my car towed after getting the runaround by 12 different companies.

I've been sick as hell for the past month straight and finally I can breathe again. Feels good.

it was 78 degrees in my bedroom so i turned on my AC :(

Trump administration says it is ending its immigration surge in Minneapolis More than 4,000 undocumented immigrants have been apprehended since the operation began in November, according to the Department of Homeland Security.

Thank fuck. I hope they actually leave. Next step is focusing on criminal prosecutions of ice misconduct.

I went to a strip club for a friend's birthday once and everyone in our group except me got pickpocketed by strippers.

I did that a couple weeks ago, took a shower, started getting ready for work, then realized I had actually woken up 2 hours and ten minutes before my alarm. 🫩

Terrible take. You realize Republicans are trying to define anyone who is pro lgbtq as a pedophile right? You're basically giving them a pathway to execute leftists.

I quit all caffeine two years ago best decision I ever made

I've been sick 3 weeks now 🤧

Well half of the people on my shift got fired this week and there's almost nobody left but me. Guess I'm gonna have to get some overtime hours that I don't need.

My dad's wife always says chi pole tay and it makes me think she has brain damage every time

I blew a tire this morning and had to put on my spare in a gas station parking lot where everything was covered in 3 inches of disgusting gray slush. 🙃

Ilhan Omar just got attacked at a town hall meeting. Donald Trump is a stochastic terrorist.

The heat is out in my apartment. :(

🚨BREAKING: sources are telling me that Greg Bovino has been officially denied entry into the Christmas Adventurers.

They merely adopted the ice; Minnesotans were born in it, molded by it.

Fuck ice.

It's been a long, long time coming but I know a change gon' come.

Gorgeous!

Ultimate symbol of Minnesotan power, the Lazer Loon murders pathetic Gadsden BDSM-addict reptile in vexillological stylings courtesy of FlubbyStarfish on Reddit.

NEW MINNESOTA FLAG JUST DROPPED
#MINNESOTA #MN #LOON #FLAG #FAFO #VEXILLOLOGY #DGG #ANTIFA #seeAltTextformoreinfo

Death penalty requested for Yoon Suk Yeol over insurrection charge Special counsel Cho Eun-seok's team on Tuesday requested that the court sentence former President Yoon Suk Yeol to death for the crimes of insurrection and abus

South Korean justice system trying to show the United States how things are supposed to happen.

Walz has issued a warning order to the Minnesota National Guard to be ready to respond against ICE.

Community, today I was on the scene at 34th and Portland where an observer was shot and killed by ICE. I am horrified, angered, and my heart is with the family who lost their loved one. She should still be alive.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.