emily post-punk

hi bluesky i’m unemployed how are you

All the time I dream of Michele
And the towers in her mind
Some women lie down with killers
Oh, my baby's not that kind

She is a real good girl
Yeah, she's a real good girl
And she stops the world so I can't see
That she's a good, good girl
A good, good girl to me

i would guess he's a butterscotch guy

i'm sneaking oxford commas into every document i edit at work.

i mean, i don't NOT need one.

Some other time for that.

truly one of the greatest works of art ever made in the united states of america

the film version is so powerful. i love her a lot.

you've already paid for this

that was probably the wrong song to listen to at high volume right before going back to my government job after lunch.

so many people need to hear this

"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

i want my outgoing voicemail message to be "sharkey? he's not at his desk right now, can i ... take a message?"

build your dream squid

Storyline fever got its hooks in you

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his NYT obituary was so good

slow me down? oh no?

i have had it with these melon farming snakes on this melon farming plane

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and the best way to change the system is to use it. the tools are there.

cake cake.

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a large black and white bumper sticker on a red tailgate; sticker reads My other ride is the extra-terrestrial energy generated by the cosmic transmissions of the SUN RA ARKESTRA

they dwell on other planes

bring them ALL back goddamnit

the gentleman in line in front of me at the coffee shop was having his second quad shot of the day. respect.