Jon Williams

Ah you’re assuming Jon is voicing Warren at this moment.

And you’d be right

Never been more pumped to find out happens next in any story ever

What?

Why have I had this bullshit article shared to me so many times

Once there is a child someone in your home is sick at all times. Only my dog escapes this cycle, but she also eats and poos out StickleBricks so she’s got nothing to be proud of

This is demented 😂

Now he simply walks among us like Tyler Durden, lost in the shadows at Jon Club

Jon, or die.

Well everyone knows Jon from Garfield was The First, who awoke the rest of us from our slumber

Cos they spelled Jon right

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

You took the words right out of my mouth dude

Dr. Robby looking quizzically as he walks past an open door

The Shining bear guy blowjob scene

Sorry. Sorry about this

God damn that is exactly what’s it’s like 😂

This album! Is so good! For fuck’s sake!

Sorry run that name past me again

It’s whatever’s safest at that moment, as decreed by the 999 service really. My baby recently had a concern that warranted an ambulance and we were told we were a priority - after 20 mins they said it wasn’t coming and we’d better just drive her in. If in doubt always call 999 and ask!

‘Grappling with his conscious this w/e’

Modest Maus

Oh no shit, tell me more

Dude looks like he died in a cold plunge 20 years ago. Don’t think that counts

I mean I love Slow Horses but the conceit is flawed. If these people posed any risk to the agency (which they all do 😂) they would be deleted overnight

I found it a really odd choice to try and centre him in the plot. He’s great as a supporting player and a useful plot device, but look too close and there’s not enough going on to care about. And you’re right he’s far too dangerous to not just throw him in prison at the very least 😂

So you’re saying there’s evidence it might’ve been premeditated, cool cool

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

I’ve been the same way! It’s quite refreshing to try and play and care less actually

Yeah I just cannot break through that zone. I wildcarded after last week’s 11m gameweek rank and scraped a small green this week but no idea if it’ll help in the long run 🤷

LOL if only 😂 hovering around 900k so I guess it could be worse!

Like I can’t be that mad. At the time it was objectively right to bench these guys over the otehr 11. But, like. Fuck.

Last 2 weeks of bench hell