Mabel Slattery

I bloody love harmonies it makes me so happy

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

Beautiful work

You have the same switch as me! Also give me all the stardew valley stick it in my veins and top it with a parsnip

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Pretty sure I weighed 45kg (possibly less now I think about it) while I was at my most depressed - I was put on what my doctor termed an “ice cream diet”.

People complimented how I looked. I looked like I was dying because I was.

Oh it is, that’s the cadmium.

I mean I’m from Cornwall, I believe women from here went more for the slow burn heavy metal approach.

When he says “all cuisines” I hope he’s including nice flavourful things into which strychnine can be easily hidden.

How does that make anything they said not true, cos I understand that and I agree with everything written above.

Thank goodness cos I’ve wanted the book for a while but I have only just started a job where I might have the money to buy books

The biggest barrier that many disabled people face when it comes to employment, is that they are disabled and unable to work.

Not every barrier can be overcome.

Disabled people are significantly more likely to be in poverty than non-disabled people.

If the benefits system was really too generous, it would be the other way round.

Stop punching down

It’s always nice to find a Rutles reference in the wild!

Yeah that guy is throwing up more red flags than a soviet bunting factory

You need the tip of the knife for some meat and fish prep too - not just to get into the bloody packets!

It took me a year to see a neurologist on an urgent referral 😂 thankfully once they did see me it was fast but only because the first neurologist suspected MS (it’s actually EDS - which I knew - which blew a disc in my neck causing cord compression)

If the human rights of some groups are not respected, it's just a matter of time or nobody's human rights are respected.

A panel from ultimates where a bad guy in a black and red suit says “You are under arrest! Your human right have been semi-permanently suspended and will be returned to you if it is decided you deserve them!”

What it feels like to live in America and believe ALL people should have basic human rights.

UK PM in the 60s

it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns

the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this

[John furiously reaches for his phone to show the director how a “real degenerate” lives]

Coprolites aren't my favourite type of fossil, but they're a solid #2.

It doesn’t matter - he shouldn’t have shot her either way.

I want to add that it is a tie on collar, so she is not in it unsupervised. Hence her ire at the catflap being closed.

A small black cat in a wildly fancy collar of lace and burgundy velvet with a pearl ornament. She is looking suitably hopeful because I am holding a treat bag behind the camera. Otherwise she is furious.

A small black cat looking up from a spot next to her catflap with a plaintive look. She is wearing lace collar with burgundy and pearl trim. She looks ridiculous.

Teasel came back without her collar so the “emergency collar” has made a resurgence.

I live in the South West - ten years ago the mainline literally fell into the sea and yet all the work they’ve done since has barely brought our rail up to par with the rest of the country.

It was a fairly new field when I went into it but now it’s thoroughly bedded into the gang! Loads of fun but lots of theory and lots of jokes that DO NOT FLY these days 😂😬

Yeah I’m a medievalist by training and specialised in humour. Now I’m an autism and ADHD specialist teacher, which obviously tips into other areas of accessible education

AMAZING! My mum is an environmental scientist who specialises in post industrial minesites! Do you know Neil Wood? He’s our marine guy, I love him. Are you him?? If you are we miss you!

My partner is an associate professor of games and story.