Tobias Fünke if he were a warmonger
08.03.2026 18:16
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Tobias Fünke if he were a warmonger
Guy in the ER waiting room wearing a Tim Pool shirt
The Shocker will never die.
Guy friends be like
Honestly? So sweet.
30 more minutes of Alex's Big Day
Thank you pal
It’s my birthday! My wife is is in the hospital for surgery! What a day!
ah, Rubio with literally the German rational for started WW1 - we must attack first because they will attack us if we attack them.
Anyone gonna be at AWP this year? Let's hang
J Walter Weatherman voice: “And that’s why you never skip an author event!”
Come out and see me shake my way through introducing them with a quivering, hapless voice!
Goutmaxxing
"The swan she wants to stop looking at her is Charles Swann. So at the same time she celebrates, through the dialogue between shampoo and conditioner, the beauty standards that help her achieve a measure of independence, she also seeks an escape from the male gaze. l'd like to think that, somewhere out there, she watched that and felt seen. In a good way."
Adam Sandler on writing the bathtub scene in Billy Madison as a tribute to Odette de Crécy from Marcel Proust’s classic In Search of Lost Time:
Sir Arthur Adonal Foyle.
One of the best to ever do it. Feels like I lost a family member, been watching this guy since I was a kid.
Beyond sad. Fifteen years old.
One of Autumn's students was murdered this morning.
I’m telling every Gen Z person about how The Offspring is problematic so that guys like Ben Shapiro have to pretend to have always liked them
Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."
I've given two friends nicknames that broke containment and spread to people I don't and never will know. Handsome Patrick and Beef Nate. Handsome Patrick because he was handsome, and Beef Nate because he ordered the beef at a wedding. How the wicked live.
It’s good!
You ever worked at a fucking bookstore bro
lollll
A few small tears
Serious question: oh fuck?????
Instagram graphic — split screen of Nikola Vucevic and Klay Thompson. Vic has short sculpted facial hair and a gelled fade, Klay longer sculpted facial hair and a headband pushing up less tamed hair
They look like they were in a boy band together 20 years ago
