Jeff Hillyard

This fucking loser simply can't look at anything without thinking, "How can I make this about me?"

The site uses HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and a Firebase database. It is hosted on Github.

The site is anonymous, only collecting the data entered by the user.

Hey, it's been a minute.

So Commonwealth Ave has been on bust since Taco Bell came to town.

People are mad, wait times are long, and it's an all-around wild time.

To help, I made this simple website that let's users report their waits times.

Check it out: bit.ly/tacowait

Sadly, I wouldn't be shocked to see Scouts Canada completely shutter in about 10 years unless there are drastic changes.

I tried to find a gif that said, "There are fives of us!" but no luck.

I don't know why liberals in the US are so upset?

Maga literally told them that if they voted for Kamala Harris, there would be a recession.

Does anyone think there's a chance that MAGA will, at some point, realize that Musk is doing all the made-up stuff they said George Soros was doing?

Homer Simpson is eating at his kitchen table. Text beneath him reads "Probably misses his old glasses."

Image of Homer Simpson eating at his kitchen table. Text reads "Provably misses his old glasses."

We are all Zelensky.

Text below video clip reads: (The Washington Post) Politics AI video in HUD headquarters shows Trump kissing Musk toes February 24, 2025 | 10:24 AM EST TV monitors inside the Department of Housing and Urban Development on Feb. 24 displayed a possibly AI-generated video of President Donald Trump sucking the toes of Elon Musk.

The word "possibly" is doing a lot of work here...

My wife's chicken noodle soup, but only if the carrots are cooked enough.

Please don't tell her I said that.

Sorry you have measles, but we didn't understand how the economy worked, and Fox News convinced us that Trans people and immigrants were a threat.

- MAGA parents apologizing to their children in about 3 years

The only person Donald Trump ever hired who was qualified for their job is Stormy Daniel's.

I was very thankful when the Paramedics administered fentanyl after I broke my ankle in 3 places last June.

Only in Donald Trumps America can Trans people be too strong to compete in children's sports while simultaneously being too weak to serve in the military.

I feel like it's worth mentioning that Goliath dies at the end of the story.

I knew it was over as soon as they excused a Nazi salute on Day 1.

I'm pretty sure Trump thinks that because Los Angeles, California is low on a map, that water flows "down" from northern states/Canada.

Serious question for anyone who feels put out by gender neutral bathrooms existing: why weren't yall upset at gender neutral bathrooms that have existed on airplanes since forever?

Happy New Years everyone!

Don't forget to do your poop before midnight. You don't want to bring this year's crap into next year.

Congrats to President Jimmy Carter for living long enough to vote for Kamala Harris, but not long enough to see Trumps second term.

"That's a nice dog in your truck", said the clerk. "My daughter has dogs. She walks them all the time in St. John's. You've probably seen them."

I laughed at the idea since there's like 200K people in St. John's. But I asked her to describe her daughter's dogs.

She was my neighbor.

I once had something similar happen but in Newfoundland.

I'd been working as a delivery driver for Old Dutch and going back & forth to Bonavista. One day, I took my dog with me for the run and a clerk in Little Catalina saw my dog in the passenger seat of the truck.

This tracks because I use AI very selectively and carefully in very specific tasks that I know will help me be more efficient at my job.

I also know that my two 65 year old bosses would have no idea how any of this works or how to get others to use it safely.

Is there a petition or something I can sign? The image says "add your name" but there's no link.

Some random boomer: Your generation had to have participation trophy's.

Me: Aaaaaand who gave us the trophies?