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Daisies YouTube video by JerryTerry

I put it on YouTube, mostly to free it from Bluesky's awful volume equalization!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIz-_NlaT-w

I believe you. One day you will construct a line of Python long enough that you can put it on its side and climb it all the way to heaven 🙏

Jerrod is so fucking good at music it makes me crazy

here's a cover of this really fucking good song

In all honesty, after that last response I was starting to assume you were a trolling mastermind. I was holding a deep respect for your craft that turns out might've been entirely accidental? Nevertheless, while I understand the beauty of the one-liner, the PEP 8 police are waiting outside for you 😔

could you do me a favor? could you just open up a python terminal real quick and type in "import this"? just real quick?

GOD it's infuriating. Do you want a deafeningly-loud opening 5 seconds or an incredibly quiet rest of the track? How about both! Bluesky is def not the place for posting music now, it seems.

Sang a little song (despite bsky unavoidably messing with the volume 😠)

"I've been looking at the sky again
streaks of light that burn my eyes again
I'm hearing signals cutting through the static pushing
up the daisies from the soil that we outgrew
I'm happy it's the end
if it's with you"

jesus christ, does Bluesky have some kind of "smooth volume" feature or something now? Why does it make the opening riff so loud and then slope the volume way back down once the rest kicks in?? That's annoying.

😨I'm really not sure that "over-relying on directory iteration" is the culprit for this one...
"Careful, search through your cabinets too often and you might end up like THIS [picture of me buried neck-deep in a pile of sawdust and carpentry nails]"

legit such a useful lil thing to have at your fingertips. I genuinely think i end up using it several times a month, where i'm like "oh lemme just open up a python window and iterate through these files", but tbf I do mess around with files a lot more than average

The most useful phrase I ever learned is "for f in os.listdir()". It's basic, but so much of my life has been improved by poppin up a python window and doin some quick and dirty iteration. Just needed to strip font tags out of a few hundred srts, i smiled cos I knew what phrase would help me out :)

Thanks! I feel like I was able to take it in stride and segue smoothly from "Eating a Bowling Ball" (BAD BIT) to "Guy Whose Hunger for Cabbage Causes Mishaps" (GOOD BIT?)

"Fine, it is. Big cabbage my head DOES look like, heheheh.

Just kidding I am, fucking numbered your days are. Hurts like shit, this does!! Work in this town again, you will not!!!!"

once again i am SO SO SORRY for the big toothmark i left on master yoda's head... i caught him outta the corner of my eye bobbing around the corridor and was so sure it was a cabbage 😭 i really really hope this won't have any effect on the council's upcoming decision to grant me the rank of Master

was gettin ready to eat my deliciois cabbage, was lookin forward to it all week! took a cheeky bite and - you guessed it - those APES in accounting had ONCE AGAIN spraypainted a bowling ball green. Fool me twice, yadda yadda, but you can't fault a guy for being EXCITED to feast on his WEEKLY CABBAGE

Had time to reflect. I think the "Eating a Bowling Ball" Bit is dead in the water, it just doesn't have legs. But hey, they can't all be hits! I will continue to toil in the Bit Mines until I can unearth a gem. Thank you for understanding, and again I'm so sorry about the misguided Bowling Ball Bit.

i could eat a golf ball. i could eat a baseball. could eat a basketball. for SURE could eat a bowling ball don't even TRY me. those 3 holes are perfect for puttin in your condiments. one BIG warnin tho: they're preddy moreish 😈
Yep, you guessed it: this is my new "eat a bowling ball" Bit. Settle in.

for sale: baby shoes. never worn. friend gave em to me as a gift cos she thougt i was pregnant but i had just swallowed a bowlig ball again

danny

Day 12 of the Armistice. The Word eludes me. It's been forbidden for so long, now lost to time. What was the word?? There is legend of a dying child whose final wish was to say a Word he too was forbidden to speak. Perhaps I can find a dying child and steal its Wish for myself. Come back, my Word...

wh... what?

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If you're on my Patreon, I'm FINALLY opening up remix/cover votes. Patrons have a couple weeks to submit song (or artist) suggestions for me to remix/cover - suggestions will be compiled into a vote, and the winning track will be remixed/covered and released publicly!
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SFLT beta v0.8 out now, featuring gaussian (SNES) resampling, exposed Patch and Bank parameters, and performance/QoL improvements

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Absolute game-changer for the resampling options alone. As someone who gets SO MAD at modern FL's soundfont player (then tried a bunch of others and got EVEN MADDER thinkin "HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE A SOUNDFONT PLAYER THAT WORKS RIGHT"), this is an absolute sight for sore eyes. Thank you!!!!

We live on a mountain
Right at the top
There's a beautiful view
From the top of the mountain
Every morning I walk towards the edge
And throw little things off
Like lamp oil, rope, and bombs
Or whatever I have enough rubies for

Bought a car. Seemed good. 20 mins into the drive home it overheated badly, very obvious coolant pump issue that they MUST have known about. Still under warranty, hopefully should get a refund no problem, but C'MON i don't need this stress! It's like these people KNOW i'm weakened by the armistice!!

whagever

THIS ISN'T ABOUT JERRY SYMPATHY IT'S ABOUT HOW DEDICATED I AM TO THIS ARMISTICE.
I remain steadfast. A voice on my shoulder says "what's the harm in a cheeky little allusion to it in these trying times? Nobody could fault you. Don't you want to start Posting again?", and I'm ignoring it so so well!!

Car catastrophically fell apart at a time where I'm not doin too hot financially or mentally, had to take out a loan for a new (old) car. Also mum's in hospital. Not sayin this for sympathy, but so u know HOW STRONG im bein by not breaking the armistice. That Bit is usually my Emotional Support Bit!

Be careful. It may seem like the more economical option, but the late fees are really where they get ya!