Skyhunter

a valid excuse

Totofu gesturing excitedly, Melkoko very much enjoying the attention.

Had they met on any other day, Totofu and Melkoko would have been talking restaurant biz nonstop. But on Little Ladies' day, it's this striking, chic dress that has her attention!

Melkoko was delighted to chat about fashion, and Totofu was a rapt listener!

Zuzuse running off with Totofu carried in her arms. The latter is dressed in her skimpy Totofu Burger mascot costume, with the big dumb burger helmet 😆

Looks like @abelarsdesire.bsky.social's Zuzu is ordering takeout! Who knows how many Totofu Burgers we'll have in stock tomorrow after this?!

A picture of Totofu doing the /delighted emote

Another picture of Totofu doing the /delighted emote

...I have a lalafell OC, so here's the obligatory /delighted picture 😆

I think this might be her getting a raise from the Guildmaster... Or maybe it's her getting invited to cook for somebody really prestigious!

Ya know we all love the ladies right? Well this ain't about them today.

THIS ABOUT THE BOYS! LOOK AT THESE BOYS NOW!

Give me your boys! If they from FFXIV, in a pose or in art, post them here!!

Big boys, small boys, handsome boys, cute boys, old boys. I want them all! 👀
#ffxivtheboys #ffxivgpose

*Taps the sign angrily* It has been said time and time again. Quit Infantizing Lalafells, you're a fucking moron for thinking they're children. Short people exist, they get old, they have children, You've seen a one holding a baby and said baby growing up to be Krile who is 24 years of age.

The real test of long hair Cad~

#Caddyboo

random picture GO!!!!......i like the new emote

Uwah! 😳

So yeah. Cad with long hair.

New emote means I gotta take some pictures with it! It's a very cute one for sure ~
#lalafell

It's such a good one!

I thought that the beautiful @mochafell.etheirys.social deserved a dance amidst the throne room of Dohn Lran. She then allowed me to kiss upon her hand~

It was lovely, although I did have to remind myself to not linger around a fae palace. 🤭💜
#HeirdonSFW / #lalafell / #gpose

A cast of mostly lalafells attending the Little Ladies' event in Ul'Dah. Inkiki wears yellow and looks at Venenom playfully sneaking up on her, Grey folds his arms unamused in a black shirt, Statice waves blue glow-sticks around him, and Kyo is timidly on his own cheering on the idols.

Grey's party at the Little Ladies' event ✨ Most of them are in the spirit of cheering on idols, others are not... 😂

#ffxivscreenies #greystarlight #kyoaglo #statice #inkikiinki #venenom

To use it for a sweet dessert or as a honey glaze...
Many options to consider ~

Thank you! It's been fun plotting out a story for this ~ ❤️

It's time to start gathering ingredients for the banquet! Our intrepid chef's first stop is Gridania and the Black Shroud, where she is visiting Fullflower Comb to try their realm renowned honey.
After a delicious taster she completes the deal!
#SkyhuntersBanquet

*furiously takes notes*

Further posts will have the #SkyhuntersBanquet tag!

Ahead of a banquet for the Sultana, Lucina decided to scout out new recipes, ingredients and talent across Eorzea. Her first trip brings her to the Bismarck where she observed @grade5cookpot.bsky.social. Impressed with what she saw, Totofu is invited to contribute to the feast!

Have a lovely day everyone, here's a vanilla Kahla and Happy Patch Day.

Kyo opening his arms and offering a hug. He wears a crafting outfit but with no shirt on, exposing his slight abs.

Might I offer a warm hug in this cold weather? 😳

Happy Tummy Tuesday! 💖

#ffxivscreenies #kyoaglo

Jossy waves to Dodofumi, chasing him down outside the Bismarck. Dodofumi cautiously returns the wave. Jossy: Dodofumi, good evening! Gods am I glad to see you! Dodofumi: Ah, Jossy, Totofu's fellow... Chef. I was just coming to meet her after work- Jossy: Totofu's fellow chef! That's me. And she's actually what I wanted to talk to you about... Dodofumi: What about her, specifically? Is she doing okay? Jossy: I was hoping you might come to an agreement with the Bismarck for her!

Dodofumi, more cautiously asks what Jossy is talking about. Jossy starts waxing poetic about Totofu, before kneeling down to propose a deal to Dodofumi. Dodofumi: What kind of agreement? She already works there, so— Jossy: An agreement for her meat, of course! Jossy, cont'd: Totofu is a culinary masterpiece waiting to happen! We can't let this chance pass us by! For the past couple moons, she's been in Limsa on her own. I've wanted to cook her so badly, but it's hard to buy someone's meat when there's no one to buy her from... Jossy, cont'd: But now you're here! What do you think?

Dodofumi yells in protest. Jossy explains her fascination with his sister, as Totofu dashes in to stop her. Dodofumi: Why are you so fixated on eating my sister?! Jossy: I'm not fixated on eating her personally—It's her potential as a fine dish that I just can't let go! Firstly! She's the ideal weight for her height! She's a bit small, but with lalafells we always take quality over quantity, and she has the former in spades! Next, she's just the right shape! Her thighs are plump, her biceps are exquisite, and her breasts are the perfect size for enjoyment of both eyes and palette! And her muscle tone is fine-tuned! I have no other explanation for it; she exercises just the right amount for the oven! Totofu takes better care of her meat than some lalafells I've seen that have been preparing for a year— Totofu: JOSSY!

Totofu and Dodofumi reprimand Jossy. Totofu says something odd though, Dodofumi questions her, and she awkwardly makes her escape while blushing profusely. Dodofumi: Totofu isn't mine to sell! And I'd never sell her to a restaurant anyway! Totofu: Stop telling my brother about how good I'll taste! Dodofumi: About how good she *would* taste, since nobody is going to be eating her! Totofu: Yeah! Our cooking lessons where we use me as the meat are just pretend! Dodofumi: ...Your what? Totofu: I actually just remembered I have a whole bunch of dishes to wash... Better get to it! Dodofumi: Totofu wait, what was it you said about cooking lessons?!

(CW: Cooking!)

Dodofumi comes to pick up Totofu after work, but Jossy approaches him with a proposal! Will the two of them strike a delicious bargain?

#TotofuMainCourse 🍽

Excellent as always ~
Love the sales pitch from Jossy 😄

Done.

It's a fine line to walk for sure, and defo a tough one.
You've done pretty well so far though ~

Mission accomplished for sure ~

Kyo wearing a dress as cherry blossoms drift past him. He blushes and winks while glancing dreamily upward.

He wanted to feel pretty for the event...! 🌺

#ffxivscreenies #kyoaglo