Amy Jones

Hux holds up four copies of books, spines facing out. They are all by Lizzie Huxley-Jones and from left to right are hits different, make you mine this Christmas, under the mistletoe with you, and reality check.

A stack of four books on a bookshelf from top down they are reality check by Lizzie Huxley-Jones, the layover by Beth Reekles, look up handsome by Jack strange, and wooing the witch queen by Stephanie Burgis

Hiya book lovers! Today is St David’s Day which is the national day of recognising Welsh people for being hot and talented and cool. How about you go read some Welsh books (here’s some fun romcoms!!) and enjoy a lil Catatonia and several Welsh cakes x 📚💙

Getting to the last one like

Otherwise known as my Patreon, amiright???

so… is there a… *mister* conduct in public office…?

At least 36 UK infants ill after drinking contaminated baby formula It comes after some batches made by Nestle and Danone were recalled after being contaminated with a toxin.

Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Pinned lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Aug 19, 2021 Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13) 0:02 / 0:10 lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · 47m I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated. Quote lizzie johnson @lizziejohnsonnn · Jan 25 Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

Side note: Huh, I didn't realise we were so close IRL

Thank you yes, her website is great. May her fame grow exponentially today.

This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.

Turns out being a massive cunt makes you sad.

I dropped off GBBO hard once Prue joined - her “not worth the calories” catchphrase irritated me deeply. May give it another try, now.

Got to love hyperfocus

“I think it’s Rachel” #traitors #traitorsuk

"It's not the same as Twitter", friend Twitter isn't the same as Twitter. Old Twitter died years ago, we need to accept that almost no-one under 30 is interested in joining text-based social media - the format will die with us, like floppy discs, Mars Delights, and the concept of hope for the future

I’m actually okay with not winning, they should all be in prison

May god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gasoline in the car that took his mom to the hospital to give birth to Philo Farnsworth, the inventor of television

#Traitors #TheTraitors

How many times is Xavier going to die but randomly be in another film?

Oh I love this brand, interviewed Paula once and she was terrifying and so smart

Happy "Oh god, why didn't I book today off work?" to all those who celebrate

I personally think the podcast medium is overstimulated for interviews and underutilised for beautiful atmospheric dramatic storytelling. But that’s probably just me.

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

he knows when you are seeping...

Every time she gets on her high-horse it turns out it's a Shetland pony and she's riding around in the gutter looking for something new to be horrible and wrong about

Got diagnosed last year and the assessment focused HEAVILY on my childhood. They all do, because ADHD is genetic, you have it from birth. I didn’t use the internet until my teens or have a smartphone until my 20s. How is HF *still* allowed to print baseless bollocks.

adhd literally isn’t our fault it’s fucking genetic

This is only going to get much worse too, because these people don’t only want the minority groups they hate hounded and excluded. They want society to welcome them, praise them and tell them they are correct and beautiful. And that won’t ever happen, because they are repugnant and hateful.

I have blistering arguments with my child about how he has to wipe his bum even though “it’s BORING”, why did no-one tell me this would be my life before I got knocked up.