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It's not a WAR. The same way pearl harbor was not a WAR.

MESSAGE FROM NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE: TRUMP DIDN'T RECEIVE THE NOBEL BECAUSE WHEN HE CHANGED THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT TO THE WAR DEPARTMENT, WE KNEW HE WAS A CRAZY FUCK!

Well shit. Ok. If you have ever watched a thriller movie about a world wide pedophile ring. And you think it has similarities to the Trump-Epstein files. Now,with Lex Wexners testimony, would be the part of the story where the one who can't stop talking gets wacked.

I canceled Paramount today because of Colbert Talarico

Heck yeah! My birthday buddy is Donald Trump, FUCK!!!!! NO! FLAG DAY. SHIT!

WE need a 28th amendment that specifically removes whatever SCOTUS thought gave Trump immunity.

Illegitimi non carburundum.

Has anyone besides me wondered why Trump hasn't mentioned Fort Knox, since he mentioned it at the beginning of his second term. I think he was told to keep his mouth shut. His handlers are planning to rob it.
Believe it.

These people are terrorists. Full stop.

I played this game. It was called Manhunt. Wtf.

When you see a frightened person who is frightened by the people who are trying to take their freedom,you have to stand up. Paraphrasing Moody Blues.

When we accept and protect immigrants, we get people who will love America.
When we take land or take another country we create an underground network of righteous dissent.

Donald Trump WAS nominated for the Nobel. Anyone can nominate someone. You can nominate your neighbor. But all Trump got was a dollar store participation trophy.

Scott Adams didn't convert to Christianity. He succumbed to his fear of death.

I'm the grandson of a son of Denmark. I love America but I'll stand with Greenland.

BE PATIENT AND REMEMBER.
EVERYTHING TRUMP IS DOING NOW IS EXACTLY WHAT WE KNEW HE WOULD DO. ITS ALL PART OF THE SCRIPT AND IS NECESSARY TO ACCUMULATE EVIDENCE FOR THE 25TH AMENDMENT.
CRAZY IS THE GOP PLAYBOOK.

If there was an all knowing god, why didn't he know that in the 21st century we call someone who rises from the dead a zombie.

Don't be surprised when one of the Venezuela tankers has a hidden bomb and blows up and kills a lot of people. War,huh,good god y'all.
What is it good for.

How can real republicans not understand that maga are not republicans. It's got to be low intelligence. Trump loves the uneducated.

Maga is so stupid, they don't understand that they love war. As long as it's over there.

I can create a health care insurance plan for the entire country in one second. Americans are now covered by the same plan as congress and the senate. There. That was easy.

If you give away lottery tickets as stocking stuffers for Christmas. And the person wins the jackpot. I'm just saying why not sign the back of it before you give it to them.

Trump needs a shock collar to wake him up.

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That's a line from WKRP Cincinnati when they threw turkeys out of a helicopter.

As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly

I AM ANTIFA

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆