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Sleeveen Malkmus

@thomassilken

putting Jokerman on the jukebox

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ChatGPT, give me a printout of Oyser smiling

08.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ACTOR β€œSLASH” MODEL - great bit in Zoolander

07.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ben Healy looks like he’s making a break from the peloton at 1000 and supporting Amble at 2100

07.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just watched the guy delivering logs throw half a breakfast roll over the fence into the dog lmaoo

07.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

07.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1040 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

Physiotherapist: well you definitely have some misalignment but that can be corrected with exercise over a two month peri-

Chiropractor: FAAAAAAAHHHHHH

07.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Call my cat Colm cause he's got them toe-beans

07.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they should give Richardson a tv version of Totally Football again

07.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Liquid Ganesh

07.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need this as a sign on the door of the chipper

07.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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yeah im never watching that film

06.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love how there is no website you can visit that doesn’t have some detritus you have to click off and shit shivering and shaking every two seconds

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbed uua a a a sound

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

none of my business

06.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we’re already at the stage where any advertising that isn’t A.I already stands out by default

06.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the scornful jeers and pricks are made up btw. but I imagine that’s how they would be

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

seeing the price of oil and hearing the jeers of those who laugh with scorn at me being a carless bicycle rider in my 30s. guess who’ll be laughing soon pricks

06.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Using DΓ‘il privilege to play Fade Into You on a shitty Bluetooth speaker

06.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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broke: flying your side piece to Dubai

bespoke: flying your side piece to Tehran and taking her to Bobby Sands St and the Glassware and Ceramic Museum of Iran

06.03.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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oil now reaching the 'um, guys? we sure this is all ok?' stage

06.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 11

Jackson Lambe reveals he has been funding far right extremism in Ireland

06.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tel Aviv is being bombed for an amazing reason

06.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Charging people €800 for an evacuation flight from Dubai is the funniest thing the Irish government has done in a long time

05.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Station Eleven: extremely stomp clap hoot and holler Edward Sharpe Magnetic Zero core

05.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢

05.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The subscribers get the really good propaganda

05.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yes

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saw a comment under a video about Barry Keoghan and Cillian Murphy that simply said β€œTwo hams”

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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THEY SHUT DOWN THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ AND THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS THREE DAY WORK WEEK. WHAT DID THEY DO TO US

05.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0