hi bluesky how have you all been
22.02.2025 23:47
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hi bluesky how have you all been
doing jihad in the pussy
you are like the most portland looking bitch lmao
oh ill make you think st. helens is blowing again 😌
Pnw girls legs stark quaking call that “the big one”
yeah I'm mtf (male to funicular)
oh my goodness! i love the hairdo
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oh hell yes, i love this
the answer, in my case, is an emphatic yes
ur so real bats i missed seeing u on the timeline
getting on red note is crazy cause im realizing that america isn't just losing the fursuit war, we've been absolutely dusted. american fursuits look like spirit halloween costumes compared to their shit. it's embarrassing tbh
this is what i been looking like recently btw
eating a pnw girl's asshole call that pacific rim
if you do this shit send me some money ffs
tyyy so are u babe
good morning bluesky
two gabagools getting married call that bologna matrimony
baby im gonna need you to put down the phone
two hockey players getting married call that goalie matrimony
oh hell yes
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oh wow
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: hold on i'm on the phone
operator: i know
me: oh. right. so. hiker isn't the strongest balatro joker, but it is my favorite. even if you sell it, it's already chipped up your deck like crazy
operator: totally agree
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my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody:
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
it's also so funny when i say "you like that white boy"
genderfluid bc i detransition into dumb gamer boy every time i watch northernlion
woahhh big fan of this
further explaining the text above; TLDR: I will be served an eviction notice on December 10th, I have no phone service, my power will be cut off, I am trying my best to do anything for money, please help if you can !!
venmo : moxneve
cashapp: $girljams
my kitten, Ruby staring with innocent yet violent eyes
I am starting a mutual aid post for $1800 to stop myself from getting evicted. Please Share This!!
I will try to keep the amount current for transparency but I have no service so if I have to move away from public wifi there may be a delay in updates!
Thank you for reading bluesky 🫶
