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america is the land of opportunity. you could become a navy seal, and then even a US senator, and before you know it you’re breaking a marine veteran’s arm with no repercussions. greatest country on earth.

Still not happy that the short session ended without the legislature doing anything to fix the school budget problem, and the governor certainly isn't helping.

Year after year of cuts is exhausting, guys. From here until July, it's not a question of will there be cuts, it's how to cut.

boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise

This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Video appears to show U.S. cruise missile striking Iranian school compound The ten second video was released by Iranian state media and directly contradicts statements made by President Trump, who said Iran was responsible for the strike.

The ten second video was released by Iranian state media and directly contradicts statements made by President Trump, who said Iran was responsible for the strike. n.pr/4aVMqZi

There is no such thing as Tehran Square. He's thinking of a place is....wait for it....Egypt

“We don’t need to do this again. Today’s teens don’t need to grow up in a world marred by war, where their classmates and siblings are forced to fight un-winnable fights with the fear that if things carry on, they’ll be forced to serve, too.”

I miss being well

Caramelized banana parfaits in a mason jar with little toddler bands grabbing the parfait on a wooden table

Great weekend snack: caramelized banana parfaits. Bananas tossed in a quick "caramel" of brown sugar and butter, cinnamon sugar, crumbled Graham crackers, and Greek yogurt.

since women's day is an hour shorter this year, women will be taking that hour from another day at some point during the year. we don't tell you when, but it will happen

Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social if you send more of my tax money to this, I will spend so much of my free time being in your ass about sending my tax money to bomb little girls trying to get an education. And I won't stop after they can your ass. You and Trump are no different if you do this.

Nothing is going to significantly change until we let the patriarchy die.

I thought my baby had somehow gotten ahold of a hunk of dirt and eaten that...

No, it was a coffee bean

Fox & Friends: "We want to acknowledge a mistake made earlier on our program. During our coverage of yesterday's dignified transfer, we inadvertently aired video from an older dignified transfer instead of the ceremony that took place yesterday. We deeply regret the error."

Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday

even if the Hague still functioned, even if Nuremberg had gone down how people believe it did, we'll still need some new kind of system to properly perform the level of reckoning that will be necessary once this has been stopped

Out of nowhere my son started singing "Country Roads" by John Denver. We haven't listened to that recently. Turns out he learned it at school 🥹

it could happen today. the time change is very disorienting.

Was explaining to my son today that our yard isn't just our yard, it's a habitat for a lot of creatures we can't see without really looking for them, so part of taking care of those creatures is leaving our leaves and stems.

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It is so messy but it's good. I really enjoyed the crispy onions

My son thinks I'm a wizard because I made chocolate sauce out of chocolate chips and heavy cream

QUEUE THE RIGHT WING TERRORIST PANIC.

Oh wait- that won’t happen - that only happens when it’s a trans person. Hmm. Wonder why?

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

It's gonna be a fucking party in the USA when it happens.

I dare anyone to tell me what the difference between Pro Wrestling and Bridgerton is.

Accents is the best I got.

Spread some of the wood chips, got my tomato and pepper seeds started, and fertilized some things that needed it before the rain starts back up.